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blatz514: Masterbating at the dinner table might send a mixed single I suppose.
Galloping Galoshes: I took this class, it was great! If it weren't for him, I'd still be bringing my axe with me to dates. I still kinda miss pointing out the bloodstains....
abhorrent1: I'm married. I'm pretty sure my body language always says "Please Kill Me!"
cgraves67: I find that being a little creepy is a good way to filter out the women who aren't desperate.
Rev. Skarekroe: So squeezing my crotch while talking to girls ISN'T what I'm supposed to be doing?
Nurglitch: I find eye-contact threatening.!