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  • Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".
  • Probably because it's utterly impossible to ever have actual peace with any Islamic militia. Not fighting would be, in their eyes, turning their back on god.
  • International Monetary Fund (IMF)
    54 bis, route des Acacias
    Case postale 1516
    Nigeria.

    ATTN: Beneficiary,

    I am Mr. Mbaka Cohen, Head Office Nigeria.

    Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a
    part-payment of your contractual sum of $8.5 Million US Dollars and
    has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to
    me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your
    fund. However, we received an email from one Mrs. Virgie Brown who
    told us that she is your next of kin and that you died in a car
    accident last week. She has also submitted her account for us to
    transfer the fund to her. We want to hear from you before we can make
    the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation
    that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below
    listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for
    you.

    1 Your full names
    2 Your present contact address.
    3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
    4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
    5 Your Private Email Address.

    Once again, I apologize to you on behalf of IMF (International
    Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according
    to records in the system had been long overdue.

    Thanks,
    Mr. Mbaka Cohen
  • taurusowner: Probably because it's utterly impossible to ever have actual peace with any Islamic militia. Not fighting would be, in their eyes, turning their back on god.


    A "hudna" is cool with them, though. That's a truce to rearm before resuming the attack on the infidels.
  • Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".


    Did Van Morrison do that?
  • I always like to say Them were good.

    /G-l-o-r-i-a
  • Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?


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    Did Van Morrison do that?

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    Now I feel really bad.
  • THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

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    JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!
  • THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

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    Will I still receive my fund?
  • ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

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    JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!


    What about him?
  • the president has on a number of occasions been duped and deceived by people in the corridors of power who usually present fictitious peace proposal that ends up as a scam.

    That doesn't sound like Nigeria at all.
  • Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

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    JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

    What about him?


    He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.
  • redmid17: Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

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    JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

    What about him?

    He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.


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    /you don't even....the whole thing.
  • ChipNASA: redmid17: Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

    [24.media.tumblr.com image 483x471]

    JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

    What about him?

    He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.

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    /you don't even....the whole thing.


    When people ask a question, they deserve a fair answer. Who am I to deprive them of my vast knowledge?
  • Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?


    I thought it was Morsei who did that.
  • Tis a curious lyric, that. I've always wondered about it myself
  • I'd like to go on record as saying that I think Van Morrison sucks and that Procul Harum is awesome and that their respective music bares no resemblance to one another.
  • Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

    I thought it was Morsei who did that.


    No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

    You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.
  • Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

    I thought it was Morsei who did that.

    No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

    You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.


    Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...
  • Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

    I thought it was Morsei who did that.

    No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

    You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

    Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...


    I feel totally vindicated now.
  • Inflatable Rhetoric: Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

    I thought it was Morsei who did that.

    No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

    You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

    Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...

    I feel totally vindicated now.


    Once again, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

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  • Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

    Did Van Morrison do that?

    I thought it was Morsei who did that.

    No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

    You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

    Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...

    I feel totally vindicated now.

    Once again, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

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    When will I receive my fund?
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