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  • Delete the "nice" and you've got it right.
  • I don't see how any of that counts as Dark Humor, in fact his profile seems so normal that he may have copied it from other people.
  • Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends
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    If police had taken Fabi's Facebook activity literally, would Leigh Swanson still be alive?

    Really, journalism? Really?
  • Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?


    Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.
  • FTFA:"Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude."

    Ayup.
  • OK:

    1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

    If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

    2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

    Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.
  • Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


    Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.
  • Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.
  • DNRTFA but...

    ..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
    I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?
  • Zombie DJ: 2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

    Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


    i wonder how many of his friends were minorities

    i think thats relevant since he looks like a white guy
  • Seconded on the 'can see anything particularly worrying about the guys profile'. He doesn't sound like a serial killer. Hell, he doesn't even sound like a creep. He just sounds like a typical no commitments kind of guy, also a little bit reckless and stupid, who might take you out for a date and then never call you again.

    I've seen way, way worse on dating profiles.
  • vartian: Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?

    Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.


    Did they REALLY attempt to answer the very question they posed?? We'll find out, at 11:00.
  • CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

    Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


    You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

    u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL
  • Can we tie this to the Jovan murder-suicide and have more gun blame?
  • 900 FB friends? How many real life friends?

    I always put " I wont fark your best friend after we break up to reassure the ladies"
  • Thank goodness I only have like 75 friends... I must be completely sane.
  • 45 year old lady hanging out with a 30 year old simpleton. (shrugs) You get what you get...
  • Mega Steve: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

    Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

    You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

    u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL


    aka the retarded females that follow Chris Brown on Twitter and say things like "he can beat me anytime"...or Rhianna herself.

    /hates that Firefox spell check has celebrity names in it
  • This is a pretty stupid contextual trick, really. If Mary Poppins killed her e-date, she would also, in retrospect, have a Facebook profile that reads like something by Attila the Hun.
  • Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 270x200]

    Why the long face?


    Am I the only one/?!?!??!


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  • Apos: Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.


    This. Nothing out of the ordinary here-- reads like the typical, random, uncompelling facebook spew that trickles down my newsfeed.

    In other (depressing) news, people on the edge tend to camouflage the extent of their instability exceedingly well. More at 11
  • rushthatspeaks: 45 and 30? Trashy.


    Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!
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