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mhd: I couldn't possibly pass judgment without knowing what kind of beer we're talking about. So, after quick googling:"James B. Gallone, no age available, of Greensburg, grabbed a container of Colt 45 malt liquor and attempted to leave a Hempfield Towers apartment at 8 p.m. Thursday after an argument with Vanessa L. Robinson, 28, state police said."Verdict: Scum.
bakarocket: "Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction and you're talking about minor injuries, just the person receiving just a few stitches, very fortunate, obviously it could have been life threatening," added Trooper Limani.Did no one read this and get confused?
HaywoodJablonski: Should have bought Cold Cock instead
Hawnkee: HaywoodJablonski: Should have bought Cold Cock insteadGood call. Afterwards she could have warmed up with a nice Dickins Cider.
AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.