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  • The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.

    I'm sure this is all a surprise to her family, they thought she was perfectly fine.

    /They have banks in Nebraska?
    /and cars?
  • She chose the wrong song for the video. Should have gone with American Idiot.
  • Honey, jail isn't nearly as fun as it looks on TV.
  • Do you have the time to listen to her whine about nothing and everything all at once?
  • The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: That's a lot to remember, subby.


    Also, if you're dumb enough to steal a pig statue from a restaurant, don't be dumb enough to pose for pictures with it.
  • I hope she had the time of her life?
  • all things considered, the buffet at the truck stop in york is pretty good
  • Abacus9: I hope she had the time of her life?


    Good try, but next time go with something unpredictable.
  • Rarely do I say this, but I think the gov't made the right call on this one.
  • Heck, Tom Jones song...It's Not Unusual......would work.....
  • Gyrfalcon: Honey, jail isn't nearly as fun as it looks on TV.


    Specifically Cinemax.
  • Girl does have some serious issues but someone put it in there anyway

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  • I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

    / Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows
  • feckingmorons: The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.



    Hey now, this is the United States. We don't rehabilitate our criminals, we pen them up with like-minded degenerates in a gang environment and expect them to become better.

    /Better at building mucsles and concealing knives for crude stabbings
  • kcoombs69:


    Came for this. Leaving happy.
  • I am not going to jump in with the diagnoses, though she nearly has the gingival smile of the narcissist. Rage makes a person look nuts. She seems to have plenty of rage.
  • Her DeviantArt page is a lot of what you might expect (some NSFW). Sad story though -- she's completely checked out. Hope she gets the help she needs...
  • D_Evans45: feckingmorons: The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.


    Hey now, this is the United States. We don't rehabilitate our criminals, we pen them up with like-minded degenerates in a gang environment and expect them to become better.

    /Better at building mucsles and concealing knives for crude stabbings


    Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?

    I actually do feel for the girl, and the kid, and anyone else effected. From her art again, this isn't just some wacky pot smoking girl, something is serious wrong in her head.

    (she painted this when her boyfriend broke up with her)

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  • Dear moms.

    Please tell your little girls that "Oh em Gee, everybody totally wants to put it IN me, so, what UVER!" isn't an "attitude", it's a personality disorder.

    And that they might have to develop a conscience at some point. Lest their pussy pass gets cancelled by some old man in a robe.

    Seriously.
  • That being said, my guess is BPD.
  • Her deviant art bio makes me sad...tragic story...

    Hannah Smotherman-Sabata
    Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art

    United States

    Completly self-taught in art and I take pride in it. I am not a "fake" artist. I will not take classes, not because of pride, but because I don't need them. Art is an expression, and I don't need anyone to tell me how to express myself. Anway, born and raised in Nebraska, USA, and I have certainly have been through a lot. Plenty of youth mental and behavioral institutions for the stupidest things. I attempted suicide at 14 and got locked up for it. I went to Boys Town and ran away. Wandered around Omaha in the snow for a while when someone finally allowed me to stay with them and I lost my virginity to rape. Yes, rape. Big black dick. A few months later after I started sleeping around, I contracted HIV. (I was 17 years old.) The douchebag who gave me the disease is PATRICK FONFARA. He's 11 years older than me and works at carnivals. I learned me lesson: don't sleep around. I later found my husband Cory. He knew I had HIV because I don't hide my status from anyone like Douchbag Pat. We later got married and I got pregnant. A month after I got pregnant he got sent to prison. While he was away, I had my son, Augustus Earl, HE IS HIV NEGATIVE HALLELUJAH! but regardless I got him taken away for neglect even though I never got to take him home and I got charged in the hospital for it....because I stopped taking my HIV meds during my 7th month. Call it neglect but women who have abortions don't get charged with murder. Also womenn smoke and drink during their pregnancies and don't get charged for abuse. Plus, legally, the fetus isn't even a farking baby yet. Not that I don't care about my son OH MY GOD getting him taken away has been the worst thing that has ever happened to me and the fact that it was for a bullshiat reason farking makes it worse. And people wonder why I'm so bitter towards The Government. Like, there's kids ACTUALLY being abused and neglected out there, and they pick on an HIV positive 18 year old for stopping taking her medicines?? For real?? The medicine made me sick. Not that it's an excuse. Like don't I have enough to deal with? My husbands in farking prison! I go home from the hospital with NOTHING. Jesus and no one has sympathy. Anyway, sorry about that, that is a major sore spot...anyway....I went to college but I quit for a bit because I got into partying. Right now I'm looking for a job and have a job interview tomorrow But my husband has gone back to jail....we are separated because we are different people. Now I'm with my boyfriend. I love him. But that's my life so far. I try to be the best person I can be I'm at this moment 19 years old.
  • From The deviant Art profile - suicide attempt at 14. Deflowered by a rapist, infected with aids by a carnie, impregnated by a criminal who ended up in prison, baby taken from her immediately after giving birth because her AIDS meds made her sick during the pregnancy and she stopped taking them.

    Who could have possibly predicted that she would end up stealing a car and robbing a bank?
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