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ladyfortuna: So one of his buddies took pity on him? Must be nice.
hubiestubert: Nice to see that he's landing on his feet. I mean, I'm sure that we were all worried that he'd just wind up on the couch eating Cheetos and smoking bowl after bowl, right?
Therion: So now the in-room porn is handicapped?
tallguywithglasseson: Anybody catch the name of the company he landed with?
propasaurus: Of course, the hotel chain said they were phasing out in-room porn; some say it was to placate the social conservatives. And even then, they just kinda vaguely said they would slowly phase out porn from most of their new hotels.
Somacandra: Its not going to be that profitable for them going forward anyway--when you've got hi-speed wireless in any room, why pay the hotel extra for porn?
PacManDreaming: Wonder how long until they figure out how to outsource all the rooms to China?
Triumph: ladyfortuna: So one of his buddies took pity on him? Must be nice.Well he is named after J. Willard Marriott.
Lionel Mandrake: DAMMIT HE... ONCE ATE PASTA OFF IRONING BOARDS