Real News. Real Funny.
PreMortem: Mheh, the government already is through your cellphone.
SurfaceTension: //who do you trust more? those with a motive to get your vote or those who are motivated to get your money?
BigDamn: Patent application != patent.
THX 1138: 1. Put laptop near set-top box.2. Stream endless porn with volume up.3. Profit.
CujoQuarrel: Is there anyone who would allow this monstrosity into their homes?
Prank Call of Cthulhu: What's a set-top box?/TiVo and cablecards FTW