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Diogenes: This guy and his followers did alot worse than just surprise haircuts.
The One True TheDavid: Dammit, I'm in the wrong line of work.By the way, have I mentioned that an archangel with a long blond beard talk to me last night and told me to start a new religion? But first I have to buy a place for the religion to meet, so I'm taking up a collection. Only people who send me money will be told what our secret doctrine is.Yeah, that's the ticket.
Shtetl G: Already he had stood up to a posse of tough guys in the cafeteria, befriended a feared murderer, protected a gay inmate and charmed the thugs and gang members in his cellblock by singing traditional Amish hymns after lights-out.Subby might want to read the article. Mullet seems to be doing alright.
JusticeandIndependence: So welding is ok? How?
cgraves67: I bet those Amish guys are bad mofo's in prison. They worked with hand tools all their lives and made everything they own. They could probably make the best damned shiv ever seen in max-sec.