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ChipNASA: The answer is always "C"
Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.
Headso: he man had reportedly told friends he had a 15-point plan to get his wife addicted to meth.The farking downfall of journalism... call the friends get the plan and print the plan, best part of the story right there.
Savian: 20 years old and married? There's your first problem.
iheartscotch: 1. Make meth-laden cigarette2. Trick wife into smoking afformentioned cigarette.What were the other 13 points in the 15 point plan?
tuxq: Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.Lol. Came to say something very similar to this. But seriously, if they could harness the qualities of meth that make you want to be productive, but mildly enough so that you can actually do things, I would take it. Adderall is not quite the ticket -- close, though...
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