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Marcus Aurelius: You probably would have.
skinink: Death by snu-snu.
Beaver Knievel: Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!
onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.
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