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  • Is this a repeat or my brain prone to fabricating Fark threads?

    Also, where are my shoes?
     
  • www.freerepublic.com
     
  • Subby must be an octogenarian.
     
  • Wait, is this ironic like the song or the other one?
     
  • thinks a face looks trustworthy... more prone to scams from people they cannot see.

    Yep, got it.
     
  • *looks at Fox News' viewer demographics*

    yep I have to say that my research agrees with theirs.

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  • Radak: Is this a repeat or my brain prone to fabricating Fark threads?

    Also, where are my shoes?


    You know, for just $499.99 I'll sell you my shoe locating technology. Just place the remote on your key ring, and the receiver on your shoe. Click to make your shoe chirp. Act now and buy one for the price of two and receive a second Shoe Chirper free!
     
  • How do you think the carpet sweeper business came to be?
     
  • It's a positive feedback loop. Old people are more vulnerable to being scammed, so scammers target old people, so old people get scammed more.

    At some point, the whole thing explodes in a fiery cascade of sparks and smoke.
     
  • I almost started a driveway sealing business with a buddy in high school, a few years before that process was found to be essentially useless.
     
  • Apparently so does NBC: Link
     
  • I guess this explains Pete Townsend.
     
  • Scams like Fox News' reality bubble?
     
  • FTA
    according to a study by Shelley Taylor of the University of California, Los Angeles, published on Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

    $%# FOX NEWS! #$%!*
     
  • That explains the election results of the last 4 years.
     
  • Explains how Lou Dobbs is a blithering idiot.
     
  • Jake Havechek: I almost started a driveway sealing business with a buddy in high school, a few years before that process was found to be essentially useless.


    Those guys do pretty well in our area, you can extend the life of an asphalt driveway for years by maintaining it properly. Who told you it was useless?
     
  • Hobodeluxe: *looks at Fox News' viewer demographics*

    yep I have to say that my research agrees with theirs.



    Except, of course, it wasn't their research. They're just "reporting" on the same story that's been around a bit lately. At the top of the page it even says "Published December 03, 2012 / Reuters"
     
  • Zeb Hesselgresser: Jake Havechek: I almost started a driveway sealing business with a buddy in high school, a few years before that process was found to be essentially useless.

    Those guys do pretty well in our area, you can extend the life of an asphalt driveway for years by maintaining it properly. Who told you it was useless?


    In New England with the temperature extremes, it's pretty useless, that's why we seal the cracks only, not the entire driveway.
     
  • JunkyJu: That explains the election results of the last 4 years.


    It explains why the republican voter base is older than the democrat voter base.....
     
  • They seem to go one way or the other. My husband's grandmother gave away.most of her money to virtually anyone who asked (and called social services on whoever tried to stop her), but my own grandparents treated everyone but immediate family as potential conmen.
     
  • SomeoneDumb: Hobodeluxe: *looks at Fox News' viewer demographics*

    yep I have to say that my research agrees with theirs.



    Except, of course, it wasn't their research. They're just "reporting" on the same story that's been around a bit lately. At the top of the page it even says "Published December 03, 2012 / Reuters"


    yeah I know. I think you assumed that I was talking about them when I said "theirs" but I was only referring to their demographics and their methods. not the research.
     
  • Jake Havechek: Explains how Lou Dobbs is a blithering idiot.


    And also why J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is such a good salesman.
     
  • SomeoneDumb: Hobodeluxe: *looks at Fox News' viewer demographics*

    yep I have to say that my research agrees with theirs.



    Except, of course, it wasn't their research. They're just "reporting" on the same story that's been around a bit lately. At the top of the page it even says "Published December 03, 2012 / Reuters"


    he didn`t say the research was done by fox, just that after looking at the fox demographic he agreed with it (with the implication that fox lies)

    Stop making up posts in your head to reply to.....
     
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