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jayhawk88: That's because she's already won the Lifetime Achievement Award.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Undulate
eltejon: So wait. Did the author use the same passage twice, or the article writer? Pot, kettle, black?
Jake Havechek: "She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch."
OhioUGrad: she sounds like a fat girl with a thesaurus.
Fibro: How much did Kamal's balls weigh?