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  • Oh relax, Submtter.He was probably just trying to guard himself and his employees against the rabid horde of same-sex couples coming through Atlanta that day. Perfectly understandable.
  • One of the other suspects:

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  • Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"
  • ToxicMunkee: Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"


    I have never forgotten where any of my firearms were. Maybe his mommy needs to take some of his toys away until he knows how to play nicely with them.
  • Ya know? I think that "forgetting" about your gun is a pretty good sign that you are either lying to law enforcement or that you seriously shouldn't own a gun.
  • Christian Chic-Fil-A execs with caught guns at the airport?

    Probably on their way to execute gay people in Uganda.
  • Godscrack: Christian Chic-Fil-A execs with caught guns at the airport?

    Probably on their way to execute gay people in Uganda.


    Wait...I thought the security checkpoint belonged to the exec.
  • OtherLittleGuy: One of the other suspects:

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    I hope he at least took the baseball bat off.
  • Can't believe this doesn't happen every 20 minutes at one US airport or another.........
  • Heh my dumbass friend brought his backpack through a checkpoint when he was heading back home from his dad's place in New York. What he didn't realize was his dad had used the backpack before giving it back to him and forgot his little single-shot .22 pistol in it. My buddy gets to the airport, puts his bag on the scanner, and next thing he knows he's got a military guy pointing a M4 at him while he's being handcuffed. They take him to the back, on one is believing that he didn't mean to have it, and wouldn't let him make any calls. After about 5 hours an FBI agent comes in, realizes that my friend is actually telling the truth, and has him call his dad. Dad comes, says it's his and he forgot it, my friend gets off, and is able to get another flight out.

    He said the best part of it was the look on the TSA agent's face at the secuity checkpoint as he went through again (she was still on shift from when he was arrested).

    /CSB
    //I forgot a box of ammo in my backpack going through once
    ///No arrest, but I'm on a TSA "watch list"
    //Not a "No fly" list, but apparently they're watching me
    /Slashies!!
  • ToxicMunkee: Okay, so tell me. What good is a gun in your bag if you FORGET it's in there? "I'm just trying to protect myself...with a gun I forgot I had!"


    At the point where you have so many guns that you forget that you are carrying some of them around, you may have too many guns.
  • colinspooky: Can't believe this doesn't happen every 20 minutes at one US airport or another.........


    A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods, and is not an appropriate way to end a sentence, especially one at the end of the entirety of what you have written/a paragraph (such as it is). You might as well end your sentence with "^^^%%". It makes about as much sense grammatically.

    B. The airport in TFA is the busiest in the world in terms of passenger traffic, and is located in Georgia, both certainly contributing to more guns being found on passengers compared to other airports.
  • Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods


    Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?
  • Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

    Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?



    Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............
  • Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

    Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


    You left out an "s" on "things."
  • OtherLittleGuy: One of the other suspects:

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    Carl Jr?  I didn't think their restaurant was so unpopular.
  • I can see how one would forget that.

    Flying in June this year. I had 3 bags with me. Was originally planning to check two and carry on a third. Changed my mind at the last minute and instead of checking the bag with my clothes and toiletries I decided to check another one and carry that one on. Except I forgot the big bottle of mouthwash was in it. Total blank. Got stopped, and the bottle thrown away. No other hassle.

    So yeah, I can see if a person is in a hurry and doesn't think about it and suddenly it's "oh shiat".
  • colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

    Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


    Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............


    "Georgia's gun carry laws make it easy to forget you have a weapon on you. "

    Just what we need, absent-minded gun owners...
    And grammar nazis...
  • SurfaceTension: I can see how one would forget that.

    Flying in June this year. I had 3 bags with me. Was originally planning to check two and carry on a third. Changed my mind at the last minute and instead of checking the bag with my clothes and toiletries I decided to check another one and carry that one on. Except I forgot the big bottle of mouthwash was in it. Total blank. Got stopped, and the bottle thrown away. No other hassle.

    So yeah, I can see if a person is in a hurry and doesn't think about it and suddenly it's "oh shiat".


    Which begs the question, WHY is this an issue?
    Why doesn't TSA respond with "You will have to check this bag sir or throw the gun away."
    TADA, problem solved!!!

    But no, instead they OVER REACT with deadly force.
    farkem
  • colinspooky: Can't believe this doesn't happen every 20 minutes at one US airport or another.........


    I suspect that far, far more verboten "things" end up going through security checkpoints than get caught.
  • colinspooky: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

    Of all the thing wrong on Fark, THIS is what you choose to biatch about?


    Hmm!!! I was..... thinking stuff same? Or summat..............


    Between twitter, text messaging, and people like you, soon our written language will consist solely of misappropriated punctuation.
  • Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

    And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.

  • colinspooky: Diogenes: Krieghund: Sid_6.7: A. Please, for the love of Christ, an ellipsis only has three periods

    And it's called a "full stop" not period. That's what ladies get.


    Perhaps in Metric English it's called a "full stop."
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