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Galemp: Useless without pics.
Agent Smiths Laugh: You know who else completely demolished things in France?
Breathe Laugh Twitch: Well, the owner is a Russian 'businessman', so under no circumstances should anyone assume that this situation was an accident.Step 1: Buy rotting Chateau.Step 2: Talk up your plans to renovate it.Step 3: Hire a contractor and pay him extra (or perhaps less) to 'accidentally' demolish it.Step 4: Collect insurance money.Step 5: Rebuild an exact replica, which will therefore be new and modern and reliable and warm and quiet.Step 6: ???Step 7: Profit !!
Langdon_777: Clever way to remove a heritage listed property - "Oops sorry, my mistake."