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  • He embodies much of what the American public loves in a protagonist: wealthy, good-looking, self-sufficient, bad boy

    Ew, scratch the "good looking" part. Also, when people say they like "bad boys" they don't usually mean murderers.
  • He's a complete nutjob.

    Protip: When the local generalissimo comes around looking for a hand-out, "no" is NOT the correct answer.
  • They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.
  • Back when MDPV was still legal (now schedule I as of July I believe), after briefly studying reports I quickly came to the conclusion that I would never ever in my life consume this substance. Thanks, John, for once again reassuring me that I have chosen wisely.

    /seriously, that stuff is BAD
  • Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.


    I'm pretty sure it's a local problem, and does not necessarily involve the Belize central government.
  • Confirming for the world he's a nutcase using sleep-depriving paranoia inducing meds.

    The cardinal rules of recreational use are you don't draw attention to yourself, and you don't stay up past the third day. Pace yourself, don't get cracked out.

    Fail on both, apparently.

    // What, why is everyone looking at me, I'm just trying to help the guy. Too late, it seems.
  • Generation_D: Confirming for the world he's a nutcase using sleep-depriving paranoia inducing meds.

    The cardinal rules of recreational use are you don't draw attention to yourself, and you don't stay up past the third day. Pace yourself, don't get cracked out.

    Fail on both, apparently.

    // What, why is everyone looking at me, I'm just trying to help the guy. Too late, it seems.


    He went crazy, all right, but not in the way you think.
  • Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.

    I'm pretty sure it's a local problem, and does not necessarily involve the Belize central government.


    Hopefully they'll take away his bottle of Just For Men.
  • I wish I could remember what Farker said this in one of these threads, but basically it was "Bath salts, not even once."
  • He embodies much of what the American public loves in a protagonist: wealthy, good-looking, self-sufficient, bad boy - Richard Branson crossed with Dog the Bounty Hunter.

    Dog's a racist prick and Branson never murdered anybody.

    Seriously SFGate, do you even know the "American public" or what the word "protagonist" means?
  • basemetal: I wish I could remember what Farker said this in one of these threads, but basically it was "Bath salts, not even once."


    Amen to that. How many Fark headlines has that nasty chemical brought us? This is actually a relatively mundane one compared to the face eaters, etc, it just happens to involve a famous person.
  • Godscrack: Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.

    I'm pretty sure it's a local problem, and does not necessarily involve the Belize central government.

    Hopefully they'll take away his bottle of Just For Men.


    I missed that whole "he's on bath salts" story. And I can't seem to find one from a decent source, nor one that pre-dates his neighbor getting offed.

    Maybe it's the bath salts...
  • Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.

    I'm pretty sure it's a local problem, and does not necessarily involve the Belize central government.

    Hopefully they'll take away his bottle of Just For Men.

    I missed that whole "he's on bath salts" story. And I can't seem to find one from a decent source, nor one that pre-dates his neighbor getting offed.

    Maybe it's the bath salts...


    or the Guatemalan insanity peppers 

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  • Marcus Aurelius: I missed that whole "he's on bath salts" story. And I can't seem to find one from a decent source, nor one that pre-dates his neighbor getting offed.

    Maybe it's the bath salts...


    I was referring more to his dye job.
  • sweetmelissa31: He embodies much of what the American public loves in a protagonist: wealthy, good-looking, self-sufficient, bad boy

    Ew, scratch the "good looking" part. Also, when people say they like "bad boys" they don't usually mean murderers.


    LOL i was going to comment on the "good looking" part as well :)
  • Great, an insane, drugged up millionaire is wandering around the jungles of Guatemala. If he ends up stumbling on some hidden Mayan temple and unleashes Quatzequatel or something upon the world on Dec. 21, I'm going to be so pissed because he proved those nutjobs right.
  • sweetmelissa31: Also, when people say they like "bad boys" they don't usually mean murderers.


    I'm not convinced of the murder charge. Maybe he did it. If I were wasted out of my mind and found out someone poisoned all of my dogs and had guns and I strongly suspected a particular neighbor of mine I might shoot them but we don't know that he was wasted out of his mind when he found out about his dogs and he's not me so he might not react the same way.

    And I really haven't heard any evidence that he killed his neighbor either, but he does seem to have made some enemies down there and so he might just be being railroaded.
  • Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.


    He had that long before the murder happened
  • Looks like a little meth / coke binging in his recent history.
  • kbronsito: Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.

    I'm pretty sure it's a local problem, and does not necessarily involve the Belize central government.

    Hopefully they'll take away his bottle of Just For Men.

    I missed that whole "he's on bath salts" story. And I can't seem to find one from a decent source, nor one that pre-dates his neighbor getting offed.

    Maybe it's the bath salts...

    or the Guatemalan insanity peppers 

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    Where did you find that print?
  • He's seemed more and more cracked out in every interview I've come across for at least the past 3 to 5 years, so it's not really surprising that it's come to this.
  • kobrakai: kbronsito: Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: Marcus Aurelius: Godscrack: They could find him if they really needed him. Authorities are just letting him sweat it.

    He's punishing himself more with his paranoia and self inflicted anxiety.

    I'm pretty sure it's a local problem, and does not necessarily involve the Belize central government.

    Hopefully they'll take away his bottle of Just For Men.

    I missed that whole "he's on bath salts" story. And I can't seem to find one from a decent source, nor one that pre-dates his neighbor getting offed.

    Maybe it's the bath salts...

    or the Guatemalan insanity peppers 

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    Where did you find that print?


    Nevermind. Found it for sale. $2300 limited edition cell. Too rich for my blood.
  • AFAIK, his drug of choice is something he cooked up himself that starts with the chemical commonly labelled as "bath salts" and involves cooking it down and extracting some substance that seeps out of it. I think he calls it "tan". There was a whole thread about this on DTRFH. Link
  • Marcus Aurelius: I missed that whole "he's on bath salts" story. And I can't seem to find one from a decent source, nor one that pre-dates his neighbor getting offed.

    Maybe it's the bath salts...


    Google "stuffmonger" and you can find a few of his forum posts on a Russian-hosted web site. The internet seems pretty convinced that is him.
  • I'm hiding out and posting this from social media now, so...
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