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  • FTFA: Deborah Brinkman of Ormond Beach caught the attention of a worker in a Walmart parking lot early Monday because she was driving around and throwing out paper towels soiled with her own waste, the Flagler County Sheriff's Office said.

    Mom?
  • In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
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  • Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
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    Looks like she's got some evidence on her face.
  • Diogenes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
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    Looks like she's got some evidence on her face.


    Yeah... I noticed that, too

    /not just another feces in the crowd
  • Wow, this story is like a white trash location trifecta. You've got Florida, Wal-mart, and Golden Coral all in one drunken, shiat-spewing car chase.
  • She left a paper trail for the cops to follow.
  • She was charged with fleeing and eluding a police officer, aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving under the influence resulting in injury, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.

    Not charged with littering?
  • Gives new meaning to Bounty hunter.
  • gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


    Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

    If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.
  • gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


    I live in a fairly upscale area and the walmart is actually pretty nice. And there is never much of anyone in there. And they allow 'mall walking' for the grannies.


    /grannie
  • Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

    Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

    If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.


    Same here. I just bought a CD player for someone for Christmas and just walked right out. Not only did they not check, there was no one there checking anyone at all.
  • She and her car crapped out???
  • Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

    Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

    If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.


    Nah, he's screwed. There's on in an affluent neighborhood here. One or more of these seems to happen;
    1) The typical WM shopper is drawn to the place like a fly to shat,
    2) The locals who do shop there are those who haven't left the house since moving there,
    3) The locals become wally zombies when they pull into the parking lot,
    4) Locals who don't want to live by WM sell for slightly less than they could have otherwise, which lowers the median home value (appraised), causing others to sell quickly out of fear of further decline thus hastening the downward spiral.
    Oh look, they're putting up a Applebees and TitleMax.

    The stores are like a fine grain of foreign material in a small cut; nothing at first, then a discoloration, maybe an itch, the swelling begins, an abscess develops, etc. etc. and then you have these stories.
  • uncleacid: Gives new meaning to Bounty hunter.


    Low hanging fruit is the sweetest fruit.
  • In case anyone is as morbidly curious as I am
    ew, nice skid marks there.

    You know, sometimes your career has to come first . . .
  • bim1154: poopy pants appropriate


    YOU RANG ?
  • Egalitarian: gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.

    Oh I don't know. it depends on what your neighborhood is like and whether there are other Walmarts around.

    If you're in farflung upper middle class HOA land and there are crappy Walmarts closer to the poor neighborhoods, your new Walmart may have the customer equivalent of a decent Target. I had one of these nice Walmarts near me in my last residence. Hell, they didn't even check our receipts on the way out.


    LOL
  • gopher321: Great. A Walmart is going up in my neighbourhood - should be completed early next year...and I have behaviour like this to look forward to.


    Pop some popcorn and walk through there, it's like going to the zoo.
  • Subby, wouldn't that be bio feedback?
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