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  • George Costanza: [about mechanics] "Well of course they're trying to screw you! What do you think? That's what they do. They can make up anything; nobody knows! "Why, well you need a new Johnson rod in here." Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well better put one of those on!"

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  • Some men thought vital sexual organs were in the ear

    I'll be the first to admit that I read that as "in the rear".
  • Eddie Adams from Torrance: Some men thought vital sexual organs were in the ear

    I'll be the first to admit that I read that as "in the rear".


    Good balance makes good sex.
  • 12349876: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Some men thought vital sexual organs were in the ear

    I'll be the first to admit that I read that as "in the rear".

    Good balance makes good sex.


    Some aren't vital?
  • FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

    That's easy.

    Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.
  • It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?
  • Stupid research is stupid.

    Causes of erectile dysfunction and a list of symptoms of STIs are not anatomy.

    I don't know off the top of my head what causes erectile dysfunction. If I were to guess, I'd say that age, weight and stress are probably factors. Beyond that, I don't know. As far as STI symptoms of an STI, I wouldn't really know that, either. Itching/pain, maybe?

    And who are the 10 percent that failed to locate the dipstick in their car? Do british cars not have a bright yellow ring labelled 'DIPSTICK'?

    I
  • TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

    That's easy.

    Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.


    That's second place to an ugly partner.
  • Meh, I knew more about the vagina (geographically speaking) than any of the girls in my human anatomy class (i know because it was noticed by a classmate that i didnt fark because i was, evidently, retarded), and more about their cars. It all comes down to "givashiat". And i'm not at all surprised at the findings.

    Prostate? Thats in the knee somewhere, right?
  • teeny: Stupid research is stupid.

    Causes of erectile dysfunction and a list of symptoms of STIs are not anatomy.

    I don't know off the top of my head what causes erectile dysfunction. If I were to guess, I'd say that age, weight and stress are probably factors. Beyond that, I don't know. As far as STI symptoms of an STI, I wouldn't really know that, either. Itching/pain, maybe?

    And who are the 10 percent that failed to locate the dipstick in their car? Do british cars not have a bright yellow ring labelled 'DIPSTICK'?

    I


    FTFM; can't type worth shiat today.
  • 12349876: TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

    That's easy.

    Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

    That's second place to an ugly partner.


    No it isn't. You will not get the same raging boner for your fat, old wife as you would for a woman with a great body and a farked up face. Well, you might. I can't speak for everybody and some guys fark chickens.
  • thisisarepeat: 12349876: TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

    That's easy.

    Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

    That's second place to an ugly partner.

    No it isn't. You will not get the same raging boner for your fat, old wife as you would for a woman with a great body and a farked up face. Well, you might. I can't speak for everybody and some guys fark chickens.


    Uh, that was my point. Ugly partner because of age. Which is why it affects old men more than young men.
  • I would be impressed with anatomy recognizing car parts at all - they don't have to do it better than men.
  • "More men know what happens under their car bonnet than their Y- fronts, new research suggests."

    Y-WAT?
  • is that why it is so hard to get a women to check the oil in a car?
  • British dolts. Who cares..
  • 12349876: thisisarepeat: 12349876: TomD9938: FTA : just 6 per cent accurately identified all the common causes of erectile dysfunction

    That's easy.

    Cottage cheese thighs and a hail-damaged ass.

    That's second place to an ugly partner.

    No it isn't. You will not get the same raging boner for your fat, old wife as you would for a woman with a great body and a farked up face. Well, you might. I can't speak for everybody and some guys fark chickens.

    Uh, that was my point. Ugly partner because of age. Which is why it affects old men more than young men.


    So, she's just ugly?!
  • UsikFark: It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?


    Down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street) lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven?
  • What REALLY worries me is that only 89% of men can find the radiator on their car. Hell, my 11 year old could show you where that is. So few men know where the vas deferens is? I call bullshiat, the reality is probably so few men know what the vas deferens is. Ask them to point out where the tube that gets the man juice from your love spuds to your old fella is, and I'd bet most of them could point it out (certainly none of them would think it was in the ear).
    Working out how to phrase your survey questions properly can make a vast deferens to your survey results.

    I mean, how badly do you need to screw up a survey question to find out that "one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction"
    Are these blokes saying that if they can't stand up and salute then they will find they get a curry for diner the next night?
  • So some guys didn't know the term vas deferens. I'd be willing to bet that not a single one of my progenitors knew the term, yet somehow, I was conceived and borne.

    And I know what causes erectile dysfunction: ugly and/or British women.

    Now that I've solved the conundrum, can I please have some cake?
  • Well you can usually work on a car to get it\keep it running so it makes sense to know about that sort of thing. I ain't gonna go rooting around under someones gunt to yank out an appendix or swap out a kidney or anything like that.
  • UsikFark: It's 10pm- do you know where your testicles are?


    In my girlfriend's trophy case next to my self-respect.
  • ADHD Librarian: one in 10 men thought hot weather and spicy food were symptoms of erectile dysfunction


    when the weathers hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.
    but when the frost is on the pumpkin, NOW that's the time for dicky dunkin'.
  • Having spent a year delivering car parts for a certain international parts company with US operation initials of CQ, I believe this. Most of the mechanics I met were not the sort of guys who probably excelled at anatomy/biology. I took the job because I had a clean driving record and this area doesn't have many jobs I'm qualified for, and I was thrilled to get out. Lack of intelligent conversation was a big negative.
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