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  • Thoroughly searching suspects before putting them in squad cars is no longer emphasized in police training?
  • short answer, yes they should have thoroughly searched him. Longer answer, It's more difficult to thoroughly search a person who is physically resisting being taken into custody.

    but don't they make kids go through medical detectors in the big city schools nowadays?
  • How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.
  • Texas. Brown person. Cop.

    /need I say more?
  • Triumph: How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.


    I guess if the gun was tucked in the back waistband of his pants and his hands were cuffed behind his back he could have gotten it and pulled the trigger, but that would be a hell of an effort and probably explains why he is still alive and not dead after being shot in the back of the head.
  • ongbok: Triumph: How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.

    I guess if the gun was tucked in the back waistband of his pants and his hands were cuffed behind his back he could have gotten it and pulled the trigger, but that would be a hell of an effort and probably explains why he is still alive and not dead after being shot in the back of the head.


    Yeah, up and out could easily miss things.

    An execution style straight in shot, on the other hand...
  • Did he drag himself 50 yards into the woods and hide the gun afterwards?
  • I'd say this falls firmly in the "Christmas Miracle" category.
  • DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 483x143]


    We don't have to shut. down. everything, but there's times when I think that particular island would be a good starting point.
  • As the police demonstrated last time, if you have a gun completely handy, it's entirely possible to laboriously contort yourself into a position that, absent observation, will allow you to shoot yourself in the head while in handcuffs.
  • 1. Don't shoot yourself over losing some girl.
    2. You're in high school. Go sleep with her best friend.
    3. You shot yourself in the back of the head and lived. What are you going to do with your life now, you moron?
  • i am not saying it is space aliens but i'm saying it is aliens...
  • AverageAmericanGuy: 1. Don't shoot yourself over losing some girl.
    2. You're in high school. Go sleep with her best friend.
    3. You shot yourself in the back of the head and lived. What are you going to do with your life now, you moron?


    Learn how to eat?
  • buckler: As the police demonstrated last time, if you have a gun completely handy, it's entirely possible to laboriously contort yourself into a position that, absent observation, will allow you to shoot yourself in the head while in handcuffs.


    I know what you're getting at but you'll be surprised at what a suicidal person can do when they really want to die. An anecdotal there have been cases where a person shot themselves six times in the head before the gun went dry and they still live. One EMT talked about how they had to haul the same girl from underneath a train twice.
  • Super competent looking law enforcement officers in action:

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  • dr-shotgun: Super competent looking law enforcement officers in action:

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    You're kidding right?

    Look at the woman. She has haunches like a racehorse. Her standing 40 must be in the low sixes.

    And the guy has a fatty hump that would make a camel jealous. Lady cop can't run down the perp? Well, endurance cop is on the scene.

    Pairing these two creates an unbeatable police team.
  • dr-shotgun: Super competent looking law enforcement officers in action:

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    Wow. Cops don't have any basic physical standards, of any type, anymore?

    They would have to shoot you. They sure as hell couldn't chase you.
  • It's not the RCMP this time, at least.

    //Also, what dr-shotgun said......how do you get to be that fat as a cop? Don't you have to walk around just a little bit?
  • Triumph: How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.


    Didn't you watch the video of the police re-enactment of the first such suicide? It's a piece of cake!

    We need better handcuffs.
  • Those must be campus clowns, not real cops, right??
  • ongbok: Triumph: How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.

    I guess if the gun was tucked in the back waistband of his pants and his hands were cuffed behind his back he could have gotten it and pulled the trigger, but that would be a hell of an effort and probably explains why he is still alive and not dead after being shot in the back of the head.


    Firstly: Cops did it, fark the pigs. Secondly, I have, while handcuffed behind my back, in the back of a cop car, managed to retrieved a dime bag from my front pocket, got it into my mouth and swallowed it. And i'm not even black.
  • buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: 1. Don't shoot yourself over losing some girl.
    2. You're in high school. Go sleep with her best friend.
    3. You shot yourself in the back of the head and lived. What are you going to do with your life now, you moron?

    Learn how to eat?


    I lol'd
  • Triumph: How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.


    Ain't no muthafarkin' bump, Vincent.
  • Triumph: How do you shoot yourself in the head with both hands locked behind your back?

    /Must have gone over a bump or something.


    It's not hard. Move your hands under your legs to get them in front, then pull the gun and stick it behind your ear.
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