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Marcus Aurelius: You can only use pistols and machetes, so the collateral damage should be fairly limited.
shanrick: Yknow, my python boot is too tightI couldnt get it off last nightA week went by, an now it's julyI finally got it offAn my girl-friend cryYou got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Diogenes: We really need to reduce their population numbers. A Burma Shave, if you will.
TheHighlandHowler: Cobra effect
give me doughnuts: Is there a cook-out after? Python is good eating.