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MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead
Stone Meadow: FTFA: "The 21-year-old female driver of the Nissan"So I gotta ask...is she hawt?/ducks & runs
Harry Freakstorm: Oh! A crossing guard! You Brits and you're mangled Englishing. I was this close to axing my co-worker what a lollipop patrol man was.
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