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PunGent: Eh, I've had the civet poop coffee...it's good, but not THAT good./my palate isn't all that refined
vudukungfu: Maybe if Captain Beefheart was there...Seriously. You could keep a soup kitchen open with that jingle in your pocket.
Englebert Slaptyback: with beef heart wrapped in goldHeh - "bee fart".
anfrind: Seriously, is there ANY reason for edible gold to exist other than as a ridiculous way to separate fools from their money?