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Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?
crabsno termites: "In other news, a Bumble Bee spokesman announced that a few of its lucky customers would find a sample of their exciting new product line in special cans hitting the shelves in the near soon"
nirwana: Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?Read article, then post.
Englebert Slaptyback: Great, now I want an empanada.