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  • This had to be submitted by a liter, for everyone knows the AW revolution happens daily on TFD
  • *"accidentally" takes off his shirt and pours water over his ripped, muscular body*

    Oh, I didn't see you there.. I was just planning on writing my wish list for Christmas this year..I didn't get anything last Christmas *rubs his bulging bicep*..as I was alone. It'd sure be nice if someone would kindly remind me of the spirit of the holiday season *removes his jeans to reveal a killer ass wrapped up in his sport cut boxer briefs*. I've been a good boy this year *insert bs moment about charity work and helping children and puppies*.. any sort of reward would be welcomed.. even something simple as a card. *queue In The Arms of An Angel*.

    *leaves his wish list on the table and walks slowly out of the room*

    "you'll fiiiiiind.... some comfort here."
  • Dr.Knockboots: *"accidentally" takes off his shirt and pours water over his ripped, muscular body*

    Oh, I didn't see you there.. I was just planning on writing my wish list for Christmas this year..I didn't get anything last Christmas *rubs his bulging bicep*..as I was alone. It'd sure be nice if someone would kindly remind me of the spirit of the holiday season *removes his jeans to reveal a killer ass wrapped up in his sport cut boxer briefs*. I've been a good boy this year *insert bs moment about charity work and helping children and puppies*.. any sort of reward would be welcomed.. even something simple as a card. *queue In The Arms of An Angel*.

    *leaves his wish list on the table and walks slowly out of the room*

    "you'll fiiiiiind.... some comfort here."


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  • I'm all in favor if the app adheres to tits or gtfo.
  • Do you have her address? You have an address-but that was from a year ago. Is it still good? OK, maybe you can call your mom to ask. But then you'd have to talk to your mom. And anyway, her birthday is in two days; you'd have to spring for express shipping to get it there on time.

    So, let me get who this is for? It's for people who:-

    1. have a sister who doesn't live near them
    2. who they are friendly-enough with that they want to send a gift
    3. but don't have their address
    4. but they are on facebook together
    5. but don't have their email address to send them a gift via Lockers
    6. or their workplace address
    7. and can't just call to say "hi, I realised that I should have your address, in case something happens"
    8. and are uncomfortable with calling their mothers
    9. and don't have fathers
    10. or other siblings
    11. and don't have their sister's email address so that they can just send an iTunes or Amazon voucher
    12. and can't just call on the day and say "hi, your present is in the post". It's your sister, not your wife.
    13. and they trust Facebook with their credit card

    got it. huge success. going to start reaping that $100bn $50bn investment.
  • - I want it, and I want it now!!

    "Okay, Veruca..."
  • Thank you, subby, for using "gift giving" in the headline. As opposed to "gifting", which was used repeatedly in TFA. A "gift" is something you GIVE. You don't GIFT it.

    // for fark sake.
  • 2 things.

    1. when you want to sound smart, using the term "first world" whatever makes you look like an idiot that stopped learning in the 80's. we are now a"developed nation" as opposed to undeveloped and developing nations; there are no 1st, 2nd, 3rd world countries.

    2. Just stop giving gifts you materialistic whore. no one needs shiat that costs what trivial amount you are willing to spend. how about a farking house, or an organ transplant or a student loan debt ? do you really love me ? fark off with your DVD and $50 abercrombie gift card.

    this writer is a complete biatch perpetuating all that is wrong with modern society.
  • madgonad: Is this a GD thread?


    Those were the days...
  • vonzales: madgonad: Is this a GD thread?

    Those were the days...


    But long gone they are............
  • FTA: The other major recent innovation is electronic gift cards, which are basically just another way to give cash.

    Or it's a way to buy clothes for your wife/girlfriend that they don't send to goodwill because you lost the tags, AND gives them shopping time to pick what they want, and since it's a gift card for something specific rather than cash it's a blatant "yes, go buy yourself clothes you like" stamp without weird relationship politics like her wondering "Why did he just leave me fifty bucks on the dresser next to a half eaten candy cane?"
  • mlfa: I miss her :(


    Where did she go?
  • I don't know which is worse... the hijacking and ruining of threads by certain people, or the ruining and hijacking of threads by people who obviously don't know how to GIS for tits wondering where the certain thread ruiners went.
  • mlfa: I miss her :(


    You need to adjust your sights...
  • FirstNationalBastard: I don't know which is worse... the hijacking and ruining of threads by certain people, or the ruining and hijacking of threads by people who obviously don't know how to GIS for tits wondering where the certain thread ruiners went.


    She always annoyed the hell out of me with her blatant AWing but I'm curious as to where she went. Do men really like that sort of person?
  • I heard she leveled up and hangs out on chatroulette now.
  • FirstNationalBastard: I don't know which is worse... the hijacking and ruining of threads by certain people, or the ruining and hijacking of threads by people who obviously don't know how to GIS for tits wondering where the certain thread ruiners went.


    Things to remember: turn safe search back on while at work.

    Also, she looks like my psychiatrist.
  • FirstNationalBastard: I don't know which is worse... the hijacking and ruining of threads by certain people, or the ruining and hijacking of threads by people who obviously don't know how to GIS for tits wondering where the certain thread ruiners went.


    ya, i know what you mean.

    /BIE?
    //EIP
  • BumpInTheNight: I heard she leveled up and hangs out on chatroulette now.


    So I can take her off ignore?
  • katerbug72: FirstNationalBastard: I don't know which is worse... the hijacking and ruining of threads by certain people, or the ruining and hijacking of threads by people who obviously don't know how to GIS for tits wondering where the certain thread ruiners went.

    She always annoyed the hell out of me with her blatant AWing but I'm curious as to where she went. Do men really like that sort of person?


    i thought she was from the 'chicks with dicks' category and yes, men like that kind of thing. there are millions of prostitutes in America, more than half are male, and its guys who are the clients. a little Maybelline, some high heels and a necklace, it's all good. the ones that come with a handle are just easier to flip over.
  • FirstNationalBastard: I don't know which is worse... the hijacking and ruining of threads by certain people, or the ruining and hijacking of threads by people who obviously don't know how to GIS for tits wondering where the certain thread ruiners went.


    What if we do know how to use GIS but still enjoy posting said images?
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