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BigLuca: Demitrios Matsoukatidis, 67, pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter today for the death of 89-year-old Aldama Lizardo...I wish my last name was Lizardo... :-(
Jedekai: BigLuca: Demitrios Matsoukatidis, 67, pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter today for the death of 89-year-old Aldama Lizardo...I wish my last name was Lizardo... :-([www.toptenz.net image 400x273]
phrawgh: As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
Lsherm: He's Greek and over the age of 60. While he's culturally obligated to be somewhat drunk 24/7, in NY he really shouldn't have to drive anywhere.Anyone have better information about the accident? Was there another reason he got off easy? Was the old man crossing in the middle of a block?
Fart_Machine: Being the NY Post I'm sure there's more to this story than what's in the article.
astouffer: For a while the city of Pittsburgh was on a jaywalking crackdown. For good reason too because people around here really have no idea how to cross the street. Most of the time they just stroll out into traffic expecting cars to stop.
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