Real News. Real Funny.
Sudlow: 18 month old ribs..... Mmmmmm tasty.
HBK: Stockboy trying to sell a gun to a coworker and stashes it as his manager walks into the freezer?When I worked at a grocery store, a lot of shady stuff happened in the freezers. Mostly drinking inventory and smoking weed.
arentol: I live in WA. Smoking weed in the grocery story freezer is no longer shady here. How weird is that?Yet another think farking with my head.
TheMega: Seriously?!?!?! If I open up a pack of meat and find a nice pistol, not to mention ammo to go with it (altho I might just trash the ammo and get new), I'm thinking Merry F'n Xmas to ME!!! I bought it, got a prize like it was Cracker Jacks!!!
arentol: Yeah, the gun thing was by far the least interesting part of this story. With as many guns as we have here in the US one was bound to show up in a pack of ribs eventually.It was the June 8, 2011 thing that screwed with my head. I always assume my ribs were from cows butchered at least within the last 6 months, not over 18 months ago. Now I am wondering whether the ground beef in my freezer is Obama beef or Bush beef. This is seriously farking with my head.
bmihura: FTA: Authorities say the semi-automatic Rock Island Armory .38 Super had not been reported stolenSemi-automatic .38, as opposed to the full-auto or revolver .38? Nice reporting!
Fark.com MobileCopyright © 1999 - 2015 Fark, Inc Last updated: May 26 2015 03:37:29
Contact | Report error | TOS/legal/privacyFull site