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DON.MAC: So which of the 3 "victims" will get his ass kicked for opening his big mouth first? The only abuse these kids are going to suffer is from their peers and it will never end.
I_C_Weener: "...she is an active member of the community..."I'll say!
LiQuid!: He looks pre op
muddythinker: If she's a model, I'm the Yankees first baseman
Amos Quito: She looks like she needs a hug.