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Laocoon: and alone
randomjsa: I would say if you have children you won't live longer.It just seems longer.
bronyaur1: I am in my fifties, and my wife and I have no children. We are very happy with our decision.
mbillips: RTFA. A statistically tiny difference in death rates was found between people who successfully had a kid through in vitro fertilization and those who tried to have one and failed. Nobody has any evidence that having kids leads to living longer among the genpop./No kids, and never will have//No debt, and retirement well funded.
Girion47: I swear people with kids HATE those of us without kids.
Girion47: "who will take care of you when you're older?"
t3knomanser: Girion47: I swear people with kids HATE those of us without kids.I think the logic is "I suffered, WHY DON'T YOU?"Girion47: "who will take care of you when you're older?"An improbably buxom and grateful nurse/stripper that I'm putting through college.I am glad that other people are having kids. I love kids. The best part of other people's kids is that when it's time to wipe their ass, or dispense discipline, or suffer through a tantrum, you simply give them back to their biological parent.
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