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  • More testicles means more iron, biatch!
  • FTA: "The 34-year-old lunch lady is charged with five counts of assault."

    A whole schoolyard full of children and you could only manage to smack five of them? Sheesh, lady, it's like you weren't even trying. Next time, take a hockey stick with you. Not only will you be able to smack more kids, the ones you do smack will stay down longer.
  • Good for her! F'n little animals...
  • Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers*


    *Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.
  • PacManDreaming: Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers*


    *Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.


    That sounds pretty good. I think I'm going to get some bologna.
  • PacManDreaming: Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers*


    *Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.


    Flying saucers are a fried crispy tortilla topped with refried beans, meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato and sour cream or a tostada.
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    Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
  • PacManDreaming: Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers*


    *Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.


    Reminds me of that bubble tape commercial from the 90s. Also, I can't imagine what those little shats did to the lunch lady to push her over the edge.
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    You're all vermin! You come in here and you eat and you eat. FILTH!!!
  • I find this somewhat interesting since I lived near that school for 13 years. Those kids must have been pretty well motivated to move out of the way so quickly!! Only hit FIVE??

    I would really like to know what upset the lunchlady so much that she would go OUTSIDE to get at kids. I mean, one can almost understand school bus drivers losing it on a kid on the bus, but they are in a confined space. Going outside? Huh? Enquiring minds want to know!!

    /Mostly because I probably know some of the parents of kids there.
  • TFA is really light on details, especially as to what set her off.

    Also, I'm going to flex my GED in law here, but isn't assault saying "I'm gonna biatch slap you" and isn't it battery when you do the biatch slappin? If so, she could be charged with assault for simply threatening the 5 kids.
  • Damn!

    Thats what I get for not hotlinking.
  • I thought they just dipped there weeners in the food.
    Think about that next time kiddies.
  • This is a flying saucer.

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  • I guess "lunch supervisor" means "lunch lady" to you americans (and subby).

    In Canada, it usually means the teacher supervising the lunch break, not a cafeteria employee.
  • RexTalionis: PacManDreaming: Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers*


    *Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.

    That sounds pretty good. I think I'm going to get some bologna.


    This is possibly the most messed-up cafeteria concoction since the infamous "meatza pie."
  • TheTurtle: RexTalionis: PacManDreaming: Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers*


    *Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.

    That sounds pretty good. I think I'm going to get some bologna.

    This is possibly the most messed-up cafeteria concoction since the infamous "meatza pie."


    I always loved when they declared Ketchup as a "Vegetable" within the official school dietary guidelines. Yep, that's nutritious!
  • at least she wasnt having sex with the students
  • johndalek: at least she wasnt having sex with the students


    On the playground? You are kinky!
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