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  • dizziness and dropping in and out of consciousness

    Asshats.
  • The "awesome prank" is pretty stupid, then and now.
  • Enjoy explaining your expulsion to your parents, asshats.
  • "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


    Seems a bit harsh.

    Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


    /Except Rohypnol, of course
  • Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


    Seems a bit harsh.

    Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


    /Except Rohypnol, of course


    Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.
  • Amos Quito: Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


    Except for your cat.
  • Reminds me of the one (and only) episode of "ER" I ever watched (because it was directed by Quentin Tarantino). A bunch of kids end up in the ER after eating chocolates dosed with LSD. One of the nurses unwittingly eats one and wanders around all wide-eyed and pawing at the walls like a child. No. Just no. You'd think you were dying or had been poisoned.

    Never watched that stupid show again.
  • Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


    Seems a bit harsh.

    Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


    /Except Rohypnol, of course

    Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.



    Hmmm...maybe that would explain why I've gotten a migraine everytime I've smoked pot in the past.  Don't smoke it anymore because migraines suck, no matter the cause. 
  • fusillade762: Reminds me of the one (and only) episode of "ER" I ever watched (because it was directed by Quentin Tarantino). A bunch of kids end up in the ER after eating chocolates dosed with LSD. One of the nurses unwittingly eats one and wanders around all wide-eyed and pawing at the walls like a child. No. Just no. You'd think you were dying or had been poisoned.

    Never watched that stupid show again.


    You really showed them!
  • Bob Falfa: Enjoy explaining your expulsion

    sentence to your parents cellmates , asshats.

    For you, it is fixed. 

    /Even when pot is universally legal, that shiat ain't gonna fly
  • Bathia_Mapes: Hmmm...maybe that would explain why I've gotten a migraine everytime I've smoked pot in the past.  Don't smoke it anymore because migraines suck, no matter the cause.


    I couldn't agree with you more.

    /migraines suck
    //smoking pot kicks in an asthma attack
  • You JUST GOT legalized weed. Don't go farking it up for everyone, jerkwads.
  • Dick move by the students.

    /I am curious to see what happens next though.
    //I give it 3 days or less before the 'Its because pot is legal!' shiat starts.
  • But I have been assured by Fark that pot is completely harmless and just legalize it already!
  • CU?

    CU?

    I guess that's short for

    "CU in court."

    "CU try to talk your way out of this."

    "CU in prison."

    "CU in the rapetorium."
  • "Amusing"? Not "Stupid" or "Dumbass"?
  • Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


    Seems a bit harsh.

    Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


    /Except Rohypnol, of course

    Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.


    We essentially have no-harm no-foul with drinking and driving, among other things.

    I think felony is pushing it here. People have done and will do worse things, with malice no less, and gotten much less time.

    When being an idiot about drugs is multiple felonies than hopefully battery is life in prison.
  • I just assume every brownie inside Boulder city limits is made with weed.
  • In defense of 80's... actually 70's sitcoms: Mr. Carlson did give everyone a Christmas bonus.
  • Eddie Adams from Torrance: Amos Quito: Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.

    Except for your cat.



    LOL!

    CSB:

    Back in the 80's a buddy had a cat that would follow a joint/bowl/bong as it was passed around the room, begging for hits.

    /CSB
  • From TFA: Cunningham and Essa are being held without bond at the Boulder County jail, Huff said.

    Really? By all means, charge them, but no bond?
  • Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


    Seems a bit harsh.

    Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


    /Except Rohypnol, of course

    Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.


    LOLOLOL

    But, seriously, it IS just a prank, but it's never cool to dose people without their knowledge. Ever. They deserve a moderate punishment.
  • FTA:"Anybody who thinks this is cute, anybody who thinks this was funny, is going to face pretty serious sanctions, both criminally and potently within the student conduct process," said CU spokesman Bronson Hilliard.

    Whoa... whoa... I understand going after the pricks who gave out laced brownies to people without telling them and for making them too strong, but I don't think your "you thought it was funny or cute" is going to hold up in the legal system as a valid reason for charging someone with a crime. I get it... you're mad, however, that is no reason to make wild ass claims like that. ;)
  • There's a big difference between feeling dizzy/high/whatever after you know you've taken a dose of something, and having that all of a sudden come on. I smoke pot so rarely that if I was in class and suddenly the room was spinning, um, yeah, I might go to the ER as a precaution. My first thought might not be "oh, wait, it's just pot".

    I just don't get why you'd want to waste good drugs on unsuspecting people. Either they came up with that idea, baked them, and handed them out while stoned off their ass, or they have enough money/connections/a big enough habit where using that much pot for a joke was worth it. In any case, pretty effing lame.
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