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  • Dear asshole, it's a public beach so STFU
  • What an idiot...you're supposed to drink the beer before you throw the can. I guess he was too drunk already to figure that out
  • This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.
  • Yea he's a veteran. A veteran asshole.
  • Dead for Tax Reasons: What an idiot...you're supposed to drink the beer before you throw the can. I guess he was too drunk already to figure that out


    Yeah. I'm going to have to agree that his biggest crime was wasting beer.

    Then there's:

    Stiner also shouted he is a veteran who should be allowed to do whatever he wants, officers said.

    Way to sully service, punk.
  • ChipNASA: This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.


    10/10
  • something something sex on the beach
  • Good on him. If there's anything more contemptible in Florida than its residents, it's tourists.
  • Isn't that just a normal Floridian wedding?
  • Fark Reddit or bust: Isn't that just a normal Floridian wedding?


    I wonder if this is why my friend here is having hers on a beach in Mexico. Much to everyone she knows' dismay.

    What's really special is that she takes everyone's hesitance to shell out the money to attend as "not loving or supporting her." When I heard that I started to seriously consider whether I would attend myself.

    /threadjack
  • Beach weddings are so 1990. They are done, stick a fork in them.

    It is a public beach. He was good until he started tossing beer cans.

    Running on the beach behind the alter, cursing all of that made him an @$$h*le but it wasn't illegal no matter how much it disrupted someone's "Dream Wedding".
  • THIS was funnier.


    Streaker at wedding...

    entertainment.ieView Full Size


    Doors pop open like it's Laugh In,
    /same as linky
  • Following an arrest Friday on suspicion of disorderly intoxication, Stiner faces a battery charge after the best man hit with a beer can wanted to press charges Saturday.

    May the best man win.

    /try the veal
  • Dead for Tax Reasons: What an idiot...you're supposed to drink the beer before you throw the can. I guess he was too drunk already to figure that out


    Depends what kind of beer it was.
  • ChipNASA: This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.


    You should consider decaffinated coffee.
  • Wook: ChipNASA: This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.

    You should consider decaffinated coffee.


    No blasphemy
  • Smeggy Smurf: ChipNASA: This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.

    10 20/10

    //23 year retired USAF {;-D
    ///and more bites to come! 
  • ChipNASA: This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.


    i know you be trolling and all, but just for everyone else's benefit: he probably was not a veteran. He probably lied and just said that to try to get out of an arrest.
  • ChipNASA: THIS was funnier.


    Streaker at wedding...

    [entertainment.ie image 620x372]

    Doors pop open like it's Laugh In,
    /same as linky


    This is how I want to go down in flames. Excellent.

    /seriously, The Graduate has nothing on this guy
  • people who get married at a public beach should have thier legs broken
  • So now it's illegal to throw beer at people? This used to be a free country.
  • SlothB77: ChipNASA: This is why we need to draw down the military.
    This is the kind of person that is exactly the kind of folks we DO NOT want to be training to kill and we should NOT be giving weapons to.
    At the slightest provocation, he attacks innocent civilians and attempts to do grievous bodily injury.
    I have no idea if this guy was a cook, a truck driver or a hardened infantry combat veteran but all veterans should be considered dangerous and we need to seriously consider their necessity in the view of the current world situation.

    i know you be trolling and all, but just for everyone else's benefit: he probably was not a veteran. He probably lied and just said that to try to get out of an arrest.


    If that is the case, I think that this guy should be summarily stood up in public and drawn and quartered. If need be and they public and courts outrage of his actions is significant, he should be put before a firing squad.
    After the Supreme Court struck down the Stolen Valor Act at least the Congress had the good sense to go back, review the wording and in a few short weeks, when the Congress and the President pass the The Stolen Valor Act of 2012, as part of the 2013 defense authorization bill (recently passed the Senate) it will give law enforcement the teeth to address this ongoing scourge of fake veterans. Oh he's probably a Navy Seal too from Team 9, the uber secret team that doesn't even exist and isn't even acknowledged. You know that there are probably 50,000 folks claiming SEAL status when there are only about 2,500 active and only about another 5,000 - 7,000 that have ever served.
    Firing squad or drop in to a combat zone with only a K-Bar and a few MREs. It's your choice for claiming something you probably never were.
    Again, A DANGER TO SOCIETY.
    He needs to be extinguished.
  • He was throwing coors, the silver bullet, amirite?
  • Gimli_Gloin: Beach weddings are so 1990. They are done, stick a fork in them.

    It is a public beach. He was good until he started tossing beer cans.

    Running on the beach behind the alter, cursing all of that made him an @$$h*le but it wasn't illegal no matter how much it disrupted someone's "Dream Wedding".


    Just because something's legal doesn't mean you shouldn't get the shiat kicked out of you for doing it.
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