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Makh: Wait until they find out about the thrift stores? They are having a massive sale with those great prices.
Abox: Hipster claiming there's no such thing as hipsters in 3...2...1...
SlothB77: wait until brooklyn hipsters find out they are wearing the rejected garments of texan suburbanites.
Fano: Abox: Hipster claiming there's no such thing as hipsters in 3...2...1...Let me head off that bullshiat by giving an easy definition of a hipster that does not include mention of specific items of clothing or objects they carry:A hipster can be defined by liking things for ironic purposes only. Value in their eyes is determined by liking things because they are "lame" or "square" or "uncool." Obscurity helps. Step 2 is defining an ingroup of other people that like things in an ironic fashion. Not to embrace kitsch or retro on its own merits. Thus the circle is squared.