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HotWingAgenda: In before some precious snowflake complains that it's vicious unfair discrimination to fire soldiers for being fat.
ModernLuddite: Does the army just not make soldiers run around and climb stuff anymore?No, seriously. I thought that was what you did at first. How do you get or stay fat in the army? Do you get to go on march on a rascal scooter? Do they serve cheesecake IV's at all hours? HOW?!?
lewismarktwo: Why can't the respective armed forces provide a doctor assisted health regimen that if the applicant fails to achieve said regimen's goals
Macular Degenerate: if even they can't figure out how to keep people from being fat, we have a serious farking problem.
nmemkha: This is the freaking army! Can't they assign them to a fat camp that runs them ragged and feeds them kale?
log_jammin: Macular Degenerate: if even they can't figure out how to keep people from being fat, we have a serious farking problem.nmemkha: This is the freaking army! Can't they assign them to a fat camp that runs them ragged and feeds them kale?Hint: They don't want to do anything about it.Under a mandate to reduce the force by tens of thousands in coming years, the Army has instructed commanders to make few exceptions when it comes to fitness
nmemkha: Hopefully they are using their brains as well as blanket mandates.
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