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  • Soto said he had told her that he expected to one day be tested as a father. But not so soon after the birth of their first child.

    "He did good," she said. "He protected the family."


    Alls well that ends well.

    ...between them they have been arrested 43 times in Florida.

    He who breaks the law...

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  • Pepe wandered outside and sniffed nervously at a fierce-looking police dog. 
     
    And didn't get shot.  Kudos.
  • Hopefully Reed and Soto get married so the little girl can grow up in a stable home with a loving mother and father and not in a broken home where she'll eventually find her way into trouble and a violent life of gangs and crime.
  • Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?


    /pro-gun
    //within reason
  • Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?


    /pro-gun
    //within reason


    No, it's where we get to hear arguments about how everyone should have the unrestricted right to own AK-75M16Mark4SOMOD3s With Laser Sights and 25mm Grenade Cannons slung under them. For no reason. Just cause. Maybe Obama will take away their rights, or something.

    /pro-gun, as well.
    //The idea/argument that a bunch of weekend hunters who have 30-06s are going to stop the US Military in modern times is silly.
  • Reed, dazed and still in his underwear, toted the rifle around his yard as squad cars arrived. Pepe wandered outside and sniffed nervously at a fierce-looking police dog.

    Good Lord, if he was black we'd be reading an entirely different story. Like: then, for reasons unknown, the homeowner ran out into the yard and pointed a high powered assault rifle at officers, who had no choice but to shoot him 141 times in the back.
  • BronyMedic: Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?


    /pro-gun
    //within reason

    No, it's where we get to hear arguments about how everyone should have the unrestricted right to own AK-75M16Mark4SOMOD3s With Laser Sights and 25mm Grenade Cannons slung under them. For no reason. Just cause. Maybe Obama will take away their rights, or something.

    /pro-gun, as well.
    //The idea/argument that a bunch of weekend hunters who have 30-06s are going to stop the US Military in modern times is silly.


    fark you, the founding fathers died for my right to own a howitzer! How dare you disrespect them like that?!
  • Coolfusis: fark you, the founding fathers died for my right to own a howitzer! How dare you disrespect them like that?!


    DAMN YOU AND YOUR ARGUMENT ABOUT COOL ASS GUNS, SIR.

    THE FOUNDING FATHERS ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO OWN A RYDER TRUCK, AND LARGE QUANTITIES OF ANNM WITHOUT QUESTION!

    AND THEY DEMANDED THAT EVERYONE HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE BEAR ARMS!

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  • Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?

    /pro-gun
    //within reason


    This guy's GF actually had a gun but it didn't prove useful as you say.

    "We got guns," one of them said.

    "I got a newborn," Reed responded.

    By then, one of them had grabbed the keys to Soto's Mazda 6. They barreled out the front door and into the car. Reed ran back to the bedroom and emerged with a .22 rifle belonging to Soto.


    That noted, it's shiat like this that keeps me firmly in the right-to-self-defense camp.

    /Also pro gun.
    //Also within reason.
  • Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?


    /pro-gun
    //within reason


    If he'd had a couple of M18A1s trip wired to the front door those thugs would have never infiltrated the perimeter. Basic home protection every new father should have but since our Second Amendment rights have been trampled we have to defend our families hand to hand.
  • Good for the dad. He is very, very lucky that he didn't get killed. Violent criminals being actively prusued by police on the ground and in helicopters are desperate.
  • TwoHead: f he'd had a couple of M18A1s trip wired to the front door those thugs would have never infiltrated the perimeter. Basic home protection every new father should have but since our Second Amendment rights have been trampled we have to defend our families hand to hand.


    Lousy Democrats!

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  • "...an unfamiliar person at the foot of his bed, flashing gold teeth and white eyes that in the darkness seemed to float, as though unattached to a human face."

    This is what happens when reporters try prose.
  • BronyMedic: Coolfusis: fark you, the founding fathers died for my right to own a howitzer! How dare you disrespect them like that?!

    DAMN YOU AND YOUR ARGUMENT ABOUT COOL ASS GUNS, SIR.

    THE FOUNDING FATHERS ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO OWN A RYDER TRUCK, AND LARGE QUANTITIES OF ANNM WITHOUT QUESTION!

    AND THEY DEMANDED THAT EVERYONE HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE BEAR ARMS!

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    I will not rest until every 2 year old has a bazooka to call his own.

    TwoHead: Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?


    /pro-gun
    //within reason

    If he'd had a couple of M18A1s trip wired to the front door those thugs would have never infiltrated the perimeter. Basic home protection every new father should have but since our Second Amendment rights have been trampled we have to defend our families hand to hand.


    Which is why I use an infrared targeting system attached to a few motorized assault weapons to police my doorstep - just like Jesus.
  • Spoon over Marin: "...an unfamiliar person at the foot of his bed, flashing gold teeth and white eyes that in the darkness seemed to float, as though unattached to a human face."

    This is what happens when reporters try prose.


    This is probably the last article that truly impressed me with the level of writing, but you have to pay for it. It was Time's cover story on catching the Unabomber in 1996.
  • Never Fark with the the parents of a newborn. Good on 'em for defending their daughter. Hope those guys never get out again. Arrested 43 times? What a farking joke.
  • I fear babies more than I fear guns....
  • Soto said he had told her that he expected to one day be tested as a father. But not so soon after the birth of their first child.

    "He did good," she said. "He protected the family."


    Looks like steak and BJ day is gonna come early for this new dad
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: I fear babies more than I fear guns....


    Guns make take your life, but babies will take --- YOUR FREEDOM!!
  • "We got guns." "I got a newborn." "We have a Hulk."
  • kronicfeld: "We got guns." "I got a newborn." "We have a Hulk."


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  • "We got guns."

    "I got a newborn."

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    Don't underestimate the utility of a baby in self-defense situations.
  • AverageAmericanGuy: Hopefully Reed and Soto get married so the little girl can grow up in a stable home with a loving mother and father and not in a broken home where she'll eventually find her way into trouble and a violent life of gangs and crime.


    Why do you hate future strippers?
  • Lsherm: Reed, dazed and still in his underwear, toted the rifle around his yard as squad cars arrived. Pepe wandered outside and sniffed nervously at a fierce-looking police dog.

    Good Lord, if he was black we'd be reading an entirely different story. Like: then, for reasons unknown, the homeowner ran out into the yard and pointed a high powered assault rifle at officers, who had no choice but to shoot him 141 times in the back.


    probably not

    It's "if he were black", by the way. If you'd spend less time race baiting and more time lernin' da English, you'd know that
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