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  • Of course. These people are actors.
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    He also attended a party at Brown University
  • Anybody find his ManHunt profile yet?
  • look, hating Obama is just his day job. off hours he likes the guy well enough to vote for him. or give him money anyways.
  • Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.
  • what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.


    Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.
  • Its almost as if Fox is prepackaged BS to keep old white people scared and uninformed
  • Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?
  • Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?


    The thread is young yet. Give it time.
  • and? how much did he give to Romney?
  • This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

    So yeah, I can totally see this happening.
  • I GUESS that someone could be donating the money in his name ... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
  • Thus further confirming that Fox shills are Trollolios.
  • toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

    So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


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    Cool story, bro.
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  • toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

    So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


    You're the one who killed my wolverine? He wasn't rabid, you idiot; he was allergic to adhesive! He just needed a benadryl, not a bullet in the head you over-reacting barstid.

    /poor Bitey.
    //You'll never chase the local Jehovah's Witnesses again.
    ///sniff.
  • Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
    Pig Vomit: How can that be?
    Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
    Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
    Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
    Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
    Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."


    Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does
  • Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?


    The bit where someone was so upset about someone badmouthing obama on the tee vee that they dug up his donation records, successfully changing nobody's mind about anything.
  • Seems like a reasonable gratuity.
  • One week after the 2012 election, Fox News correspondent Jesse Watters told Bill O'Reilly that Obama voters were "zombies" who supported the president "as long as there was Obamacare, gay marriage and abortion on demand."

    And we get out of Afghanistan...yeah. I'm going to support him on the other issues because no matter how bad he is (SOPA, USAPATRIOT, etc.) he can't be any worse than the Republicans.
  • Mugato: what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.

    Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.


    "You just couldn't turn me off, could you? You won't shut this channel down out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness... And I won't vote against you, because... you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
  • hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
    Pig Vomit: How can that be?
    Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
    Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
    Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
    Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
    Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

    Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does


    There's a flaw in that arguement. By the time you've listened to Limbaugh, Beck, or Hannity for 18 minutes you've pretty much heard their whole spiel for the rest of the week.

    At least the rest of the week.
  • This is why people think Fox News viewers have lower IQs, because this kind of shiat just flies right over their heads.
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