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what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.
Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?
toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.So yeah, I can totally see this happening.
Mugato: what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.
hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.Pig Vomit: How can that be?Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does
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