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  • Matt Drudge, of course, is known as the single most influential traffic driver on the web, responsible for more daily hits than Google, Yahoo and Bing news combined. Not bad for a one man army.

    Not sure if accurate. And I'm sure Matt Drudge is worried as hell about doomsday. Imagine how hard it will be to find other Republicans on the down low if most of the population is wiped out.
  • Always. Its how he makes his money - making other people believe the world is about to end.

    It's his shtick.

    /Y2K ready
  • BSABSVR: And I'm sure Matt Drudge is worried as hell about doomsday. Imagine how hard it will be to find other Republicans on the down low eggs if most of the chicken population is wiped out.

  • If by "Doomsday" you mean anonymous gay sex.
  • BSABSVR: Matt Drudge, of course, is known as the single most influential traffic driver on the web, responsible for more daily hits than Google, Yahoo and Bing news combined. Not bad for a one man army.

    Not sure if accurate. And I'm sure Matt Drudge is worried as hell about doomsday. Imagine how hard it will be to find other Republicans on the down low if most of the population is wiped out.


    I'm unlikely to believe a claim like that when the term "hits" is used in a way that implies that it is some sort of meaningful metric.
  • BSABSVR: Matt Drudge, of course, is known as the single most influential traffic driver on the web, responsible for more daily hits than Google, Yahoo and Bing news combined. Not bad for a one man army.

    Not sure if accurate. And I'm sure Matt Drudge is worried as hell about doomsday. Imagine how hard it will be to find other Republicans on the down low if most of the population is wiped out.


    Should have made it clearer at first. He's the single most influential INDIVIDUAL and drives more traffic than Google, Yahho and Bing NEWS. I changed it... thanks for pointing it out... have a glass of Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale on me, mate!
  • Drudge influential? What year is this, 2006?
  • No, but I hear he smears egg on his body.
  • James!: If by "Doomsday" you mean anonymous gay sex.


    don't knock it till you've tried it
  • TomRose: BSABSVR: Matt Drudge, of course, is known as the single most influential traffic driver on the web, responsible for more daily hits than Google, Yahoo and Bing news combined. Not bad for a one man army.

    Not sure if accurate. And I'm sure Matt Drudge is worried as hell about doomsday. Imagine how hard it will be to find other Republicans on the down low if most of the population is wiped out.

    Should have made it clearer at first. He's the single most influential INDIVIDUAL and drives more traffic than Google, Yahho and Bing NEWS. I changed it... thanks for pointing it out... have a glass of Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale on me, mate!


    whoa?

    this is fark, not news, affecting the news?

    / mind blown.
  • Drudge links to UFO reports occasionally. Who wouldn't? Though I think the UFO report on the China/India border came from fark...or the LA times.
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    i'm fapping at an unbelievable rate, what else can i do?!?!
  • James!: If by "Doomsday" you mean anonymous gay sex.


    Remember everyone, bullying gay people is hatespeech, unless they are a Republican.
  • Hopefully by becoming an hero.
  • I read the UFO story he linked to. What was seen in SF on Sunday is EXACTLY what myself, two of my kids and several neighbors once spent almost an hour watching from my driveway one day. It was broad daylight and one of the kids asked wth is that? They looked like little squares at very high altitude (no way to know what the alt was though) they would line up in a straight line and just sit there, perfectly still, then form the diamond pattern and move before becoming lines again. One of my neighbors is an engineer for Lockheed and he was as dumbfounded as the rest of us. The perfectly geometric patterns kind of rule out natural phenomenon for me, but I'd bet on secret military tech before aliens.


    Make sure you take enough cocaine to last you when you enter your doomsday shelter Matt.
  • Dear Fark:

    Examiner.com is just a collection point for amateur journamalists to publish things that wouldn't make it onto a decent blog. Please don't link to the "stories" there.
  • Insatiable Jesus: I read the UFO story he linked to. What was seen in SF on Sunday is EXACTLY what myself, two of my kids and several neighbors once spent almost an hour watching from my driveway one day. It was broad daylight and one of the kids asked wth is that? They looked like little squares at very high altitude (no way to know what the alt was though) they would line up in a straight line and just sit there, perfectly still, then form the diamond pattern and move before becoming lines again. One of my neighbors is an engineer for Lockheed and he was as dumbfounded as the rest of us. The perfectly geometric patterns kind of rule out natural phenomenon for me, but I'd bet on secret military tech before aliens.


    Make sure you take enough cocaine to last you when you enter your doomsday shelter Matt.


    Probably hobbyists screwing around with RC helicopters, and they were way closer than they looked.
  • I'm not saying Matt Drudge is at this very minute at Costco stocking up on lube and ramen noodles, but his rented uhaul and forklift says otherwise.
  • The same stories where also on Fark. Are Drew and the highly respected Matt Drudge the same person?
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    i'm fapping at an unbelievable rate, what else can i do?!?!


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  • mbillips: Insatiable Jesus: I read the UFO story he linked to. What was seen in SF on Sunday is EXACTLY what myself, two of my kids and several neighbors once spent almost an hour watching from my driveway one day. It was broad daylight and one of the kids asked wth is that? They looked like little squares at very high altitude (no way to know what the alt was though) they would line up in a straight line and just sit there, perfectly still, then form the diamond pattern and move before becoming lines again. One of my neighbors is an engineer for Lockheed and he was as dumbfounded as the rest of us. The perfectly geometric patterns kind of rule out natural phenomenon for me, but I'd bet on secret military tech before aliens.


    Make sure you take enough cocaine to last you when you enter your doomsday shelter Matt.

    Probably hobbyists screwing around with RC helicopters, and they were way closer than they looked.

    Of all the explanations offered, that has got to be the stupidest one. They were straight the fark up in the sky. Are you suggesting that is what people in SF saw? I think between the aerospace engineer and myself, a pilot, we would have caught that.
  • I thought Mike Judge was preparing for doomsday
  • ChuDogg: James!: If by "Doomsday" you mean anonymous gay sex.

    Remember everyone, bullying gay people is hatespeech, unless they are a Republican.


    Who said it was a bad thing?
  • The Drudgereport is just Fark without user comments. There's not much difference between Drew Curtis and Matt Drudge.
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