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The Stealth Hippopotamus: Why would you have a DUI enforcement officer? It looks like a regular old cop can bust someone for DUI.
Because MADD needs its muscle.
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Some of the arresting deputies recognized Morris, 40, from previous stops. They indicated in the report that he had been pulled over 44 times in the past several years.
Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner was quoted in the Daily Camera, "Just one incident would have me concerned so having two is very concerning."
One of your officers was let off the hook 44 farking times over several years and now you're concerned? Sounds like Boulder needs to get a new police chief.
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36!?!? Umm, yeah lets go with 36...
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Hope she gets "pound her bagel flat" Federal time!!
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// anyone remember that 100mph officer in florida?
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More than 1 in 5 people in Colorado have DUI/DWAI offenses
CO legal limit is actually .05
Having a DUI/DWAI is grounds for you to be refused entry into Canada, even if you work there
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/farkwad legislators
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2KanZam: FTA "According to a police report, Ward, 36, was driving..."
36!?!? Umm, yeah lets go with 36...
Around the waist, maybe.
She looks 50.
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/priest porn defense
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Maybe it's just the fact that I live here.
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Offender: Fun facts:
More than 1 in 5 people in Colorado have DUI/DWAI offenses
CO legal limit is actually .05
Having a DUI/DWAI is grounds for you to be refused entry into Canada, even if you work there
After 5 years you can pay a several hundred dollar fee if you have one conviction and get in. 2 and you can forget it. You can't afford the fee even after waiting the 10 years and kissing ass.
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ITGreen: Second to Florida, I swear Boulder and the surrounding area makes it onto Fark more than anywhere else.
Maybe it's just the fact that I live here.
I've lived in a few states and two countries now and Boulder is a special mix of crazy, IMHO.
I'd still take it over Greely, but that's not saying a lot.
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ITGreen: Second to Florida, I swear Boulder and the surrounding area makes it onto Fark more than anywhere else.
Maybe it's just the fact that I live here.
It's not just you. For a town that size, I've often wondered why the hell I hear about Boulder, Colorado as much as I do.
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Farker Soze: Wait, if she was the sole enforcer, then she arrested herself?
I'm bored, so I'll bite. A cop with arrest authority can make an arrest without being attached to that crime's specific "task force." A detective assigned to homicide can still bust you if he catches you with dope.
The only thing unusual about this story is how quick a fellow officer turned her in after she voluntarily pulled herself over and was likely trying to sober up. A lot of cops would have let that slide.
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