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  • I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

    Creepy.
  • Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...
  • Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...


    The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

    /certainly not a liberal
  • Happy Holidays, from Julian Patrick Swayze.


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  • Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...


    Idiot raving about "libruls" and generally acting like a numpty in 3... 2... Oh. Shiat. You blew your load early. That *never* happens.
  • devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

    The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

    /certainly not a liberal


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    I'm in GA, the trend here is to make them as menacing as possible. My son asked me why the cop cars looked like the bad guys in the Transformers movies. From the mouths of babes.
  • Dear shiathead, by the time Christmas rolls around you may be back in. Do you want that?

    Signed,
    Abbotsford cops
  • fusillade762: I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

    Creepy.


    i got the same one probably. how many companies other than Newport would u think would hand out Chrimbus cards
  • If it inspires just one habitual criminal to change his ways, then its worth it. Oh Canada, you're awesome! Stay cool.
  • devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

    The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

    /certainly not a liberal


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  • Insatiable Jesus: devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

    The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

    /certainly not a liberal


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    I'm in GA, the trend here is to make them as menacing as possible. My son asked me why the cop cars looked like the bad guys in the Transformers movies. From the mouths of babes.


    They should drive pink VW beetles.
  • gweilo8888: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

    Idiot raving about "libruls" and generally acting like a numpty in 3... 2... Oh. Shiat. You blew your load early. That *never* happens.


    That's what she said.
  • Well, without crime, the cops would be out of a job.
  • Friggin letter bombs, how do they work?
  • that's right motherfarker. do not cross the white line.
  • they should give the criminal a pasta bear
    it's the perfect crimbus gift!
  • Jon iz teh kewl: fusillade762: I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

    Creepy.

    i got the same one probably. how many companies other than Newport would u think would hand out Chrimbus cards


    Mine was from the American Spirit company (Santa Fe Natural or something). Has a picture of a bunch of their employees on it.

    Ah, wait, just checked. It's not a Christmas card, it's a holiday card. No mention of Christmas at all.
  • Silly Jesus: Insatiable Jesus: devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

    The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

    /certainly not a liberal


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    I'm in GA, the trend here is to make them as menacing as possible. My son asked me why the cop cars looked like the bad guys in the Transformers movies. From the mouths of babes.

    They should drive pink VW beetles.


    Yea that's it. I mighta gone Smart Car for emphasis. maybe a Neon. Ass.

    Around here most of the nearby local (regional or city) cops all have white cars with some variation of red and blue stripes, using mostly Crown Vics, the provincial police have black and white Chargers with the crash bar on the front, decidedly more menacing... Thanks Fantino.
  • fusillade762: Jon iz teh kewl: fusillade762: I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

    Creepy.

    i got the same one probably. how many companies other than Newport would u think would hand out Chrimbus cards

    Mine was from the American Spirit company (Santa Fe Natural or something). Has a picture of a bunch of their employees on it.

    Ah, wait, just checked. It's not a Christmas card, it's a holiday card. No mention of Christmas at all.


    yeah i got that one too. i was kinda expecting a free coupon from them so i could start up smoking again. but oh well.
    maybe next year
  • Silly Jesus: Idiot raving about "libruls" and generally acting like a numpty in 3... 2... Oh. Shiat. You blew your load early. That *never* happens.

    That's what she said.


    You got the joke then.
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    Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

    The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

    Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.
  • Now that we got everyone in D block laughing... what's for New Years?
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    Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

    The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

    Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.


    We can have guns and we do (lots), we just can't buy M-60's at yard sales. Plus we fist-fight which is way cooler than shooting people.
  • OscarTamerz: [www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

    Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

    The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

    Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.


    The UN reported that Canada ranks third among the developed western countries (behind the United States and Norway) in the civilian ownership of firearms. And long gun ownership is close to a wash. What rights do we not have and need again?
  • sno man: OscarTamerz: [www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

    Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

    The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

    Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.

    The UN reported that Canada ranks third among the developed western countries (behind the United States and Norway) in the civilian ownership of firearms. And long gun ownership is close to a wash. What rights do we not have and need again?


    Because it's a right-wing article of faith that all liberals are gungrabbers. What the hell is the matter with you damn Republicans? You kick out the moderates and now you get your gun nutter back.
  • Abbotsford, land of blueberry and raspberry farms and easily available delicious chicken tandoori pizza.
  • Excuse me, may I cut in?

    I think its funny. More PD's should be that creative. Even if it was sorts copied.

    OK, you guys can go back to throwing libtard, rightwinger, leftwinger, gunslugging mud around at each other as if it is ever going to make a difference
  • DownDaRiver:
    OK, you guys can go back to throwing libtard, rightwinger, leftwinger, gunslugging mud around at each other as if it is ever going to make a difference


    Americans arguing about guns and crime with an article about a Canadian city whose symbol is a raspberry and city flag is a strawberry blossom.
  • Lots of bs on both sides of the aisle here.

    Whackos the bynch if you.
  • No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.
  • Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


    You're probably exaggerating.
  • FunkOut: DownDaRiver:
    OK, you guys can go back to throwing libtard, rightwinger, leftwinger, gunslugging mud around at each other as if it is ever going to make a difference

    Americans arguing about guns and crime with an article about a Canadian city whose symbol is a raspberry and city flag is a strawberry blossom.



    Yes, much smirk and mocking are being overlooked
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    "This man was arrested for putting regular gas into an unleaded tank."

    "This man was arrested for being in too many bad moods."

    "This man raided a company, merged it with a conglomerate, and then fired all his employees!! GET AWAY FROM THE BARS YOU MENACE!!!!"
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    Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

    The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

    Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.


    Straight up, from the heart, bottom of the soul, top of the pops, Fark, You. Canadians love guns, that isn't the problem nor is it what the article is about.

    Seriously, find a fire, put it out, then roll around in the soot until you're completely dirty and then go bathe yourself with soap. But truly now, Fark you.
  • Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


    Sounds like you've met one, maybe two Canadians and both were high school girls.
  • Ishkur: [21tattoo.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

    "This man was arrested for putting regular gas into an unleaded tank."

    "This man was arrested for being in too many bad moods."

    "This man raided a company, merged it with a conglomerate, and then fired all his employees!! GET AWAY FROM THE BARS YOU MENACE!!!!"


    Came for Canadian Bacon references. Thanks, eh. I grew up an hour from the border. I think you had to grow up within an hour of the border to truly appreciate that movie.
  • Mark Ratner: If it inspires just one habitual criminal to change his ways, then its worth it. Oh Canada, you're awesome! Stay cool.


    I think the cops showing that they know who you are and where you live might at least inspire some people to move to a different town.
  • Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


    We're sorry.
  • Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


    I wouldn't say we Canadians are that overly polite... Its just Americans so often make it a point to go out of their way to act like giant farkwads.

    Case in point.
  • Sun "News" is Canada's Fox by the way.
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