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  • Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

    How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?
  • fusillade762: Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

    How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?


    When you buy the Anal Sex playset with extra lube.
  • WTF Indeed: fusillade762: Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

    How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?

    When you buy the Anal Sex playset with extra lube.


    This is true- its even a playset from the Barbie I can be series. This one you have to buy from the backroom- Its I can be an anal sex queen set.
  • What the fark is the appeal of this book again? I tried reading just a review and the reviewer wasn't even able to complete it, it was so terrible.

    /Don't leave your buttplugs for your non-lifestyle maid to clean you shiatbag
    //Only thing I remember from that review
  • You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

    hmm.....
  • Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.
  • Durga: Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.


    But Canadians do the kinky stuff so well!
  • Now, I know not everyone can afford a Realdoll, but this is stupid...
  • Mr. Eugenides: Durga: Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.

    But Canadians do the kinky stuff so well!


    I know, my wife used to be a Catholic school girl. Canadian and previously repressed!
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    On the job!

    /obscure?
    //I hope not
    ///Slashies!
  • Durga: Mr. Eugenides: Durga: Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.

    But Canadians do the kinky stuff so well!

    I know, my wife used to be a Catholic school girl. Canadian and previously repressed!


    I hate you... know this... lucky bastard...
  • But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

    Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

    We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.
  • FTFA
    "We're a sex shop in the gay village, so community standards are going to be different here," said Lockhart. "They're only dolls. People who live in the neighbourhood can talk to us if they're offended by it, but we haven't had many complaints."
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  • Gyrfalcon: And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.


    HA!. You have no idea what I had barbie and gi joe, sometimes action jackson also doing in the 70's.
    It was even better when gi joe got his kung fu grip .
    Fanned and Favd
  • Yay Bank Street!

    Protip: No happy endings at the asian massage place across the stret.
  • Omahawg: You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

    hmm.....


    If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.
  • We have a Shades of Grey Boutique here in Edmonton. It's been there for a long time. I wonder how many people go in there now expecting it to be, erm, a different type of store.

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  • Gyrfalcon: But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

    Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

    We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.


    I hated Barbie when I was a kid so I used to steal my little neighbour's dolls and torture her by making her watch while I stripped the Barbies naked, bent them over and then fired lego pieces up their arses with a slingshot. 

    Ah, happy days.
  • drjekel_mrhyde: FTFA
    "We're a sex shop in the gay village, so community standards are going to be different here," said Lockhart. "They're only dolls. People who live in the neighbourhood can talk to us if they're offended by it, but we haven't had many complaints."
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    To be fair, Lockhart didn't say precisely how much lower gay community standards are compared to non-gay community standards.
  • tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.


    Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?
  • Gyrfalcon: But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

    Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

    We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.


    I used to tie my plastic dolls behind my tricycle and later my bike and their faces and well most everything would rub off. I guess i was a sick child : )
  • alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

    Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?


    Not at all everyone should play safe. Also the world would probably be a happier place if everyone played : )
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