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  • We need murderous intent control.
  • Ric Romero is now working in OR?
  • Oh good. I was wondering about that.
  • No NBC, he was there to kill people with kindness this holiday season.
  • So he got the gun illegally, huh? Couldn't see that one coming.

    People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not. Like someone in the gun control thread said, if we were better at dealing with crazy people in this country we wouldn't have to worry about this in the first place. And even if guns were illegal in this country, people would still get them in here illegally and do illegal stuff with them. Because..say it with me... IT'S ILLEGAL.

    People are going to break laws. People are going to be dicks. Whether they do it with handguns or random implements of destruction is immaterial.
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    / First Bieber inspired shooter?
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    / First Bieber inspired shooter?


    I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.
  • Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.


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    I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.
  • Wonder if he left an angry left-wing manifesto?

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    Lenny_da_Hog: Elzar: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x272]
    / First Bieber inspired shooter?

    I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.


    I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.
  • Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

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    I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


    You mean on the left too correct?

    \yes, that's TOTALLY whom I saw when I looked at that pic
  • Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

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    I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


    How the midgety have fallen.
  • FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.


    I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.
  • Somacandra: FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.

    I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.


    It's like I always say, "You're getting date raped no matter what, baby, so you might as well order the lobster."
  • Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook
  • BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.


    Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.
  • Rapmaster2000: It's like I always say, "You're getting date raped no matter what, baby, so you might as well order the lobster."


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    I can't believe I laughed that hard at a rape joke. I'm a terrible person.
  • Somacandra: BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

    Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.


    Nope. "Roberts" isn't Jewish. And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty.
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    Tosh.0 and Dexter = Unfunny serial killer
  • BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.


    Portland. Portland.
  • BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook


    The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

    Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

    Dude probably just snapped.
  • Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

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    I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


    He looks more like Dave Navarro to me.
  • Sgt Otter: BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook

    The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

    Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

    Dude probably just snapped.


    Invisible hand can sometimes slap a biatch...
  • And, without missing a beat, we bring our unending gun control town hall from there to here.

    I need a Maalox.
  • BravadoGT: Somacandra: BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

    Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.

    Nope. "Roberts" isn't Jewish. And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty.


    He's a lefty, alright. They're coming you know. In coffee shops, gardening co-ops, and night-time bike rides across the country they've been planning and rehearsing for the day then they take to the suburbs and assault everything you hold dear.

    They're clogging up the aisles at Wal-Mart. They're ordering all the Xtreme Taco Towers at Applebee's. They're parking in the the drop-off line at Meadowbrook Elementary and they won't move their Volvos and there's not a damn thing Real America can do about it! MWHAHAHA!
  • Lenny_da_Hog: BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.

    Portland. Portland.


    It's technically Happy Valley, Oregon.

    Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for Gresham.
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