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  • Let's hope not. At the very least we can continue to bathe more often.
  • I bet a million internet dollars that the word "socialism" gets mentioned within three posts.
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  • I think anyone familiar with plate tectonics will agree that we are moving away from Europe and closing in on Asia.
  • Pocket Ninja: I bet a million internet dollars that the word "socialism" gets mentioned within three posts.


    Hahaha pocket ninja owes me a millions dollars. The US is becoming socialist so obama will take it all but still it's a lot of money.

    Oh wait...
  • No, it's NOT a "purse," it's a Utility Bag. I keep my cigarettes and Premiership table and fixtures in there for my five hour lunches.
  • Does this mean I can stop pretending I'm Canadian when I'm overseas?
  • For all its troubles, the U.S. remains the only country that Europeans, Asians, Africans, Latin Americans and Australians want to move to in great numbers. As they all become Americans, the U.S. becomes just a little more like all of them, creating hybrid attitudes and styles that will shape the planet's future.

    ZOMG THESE SOCIALIST IMMIGRANTS MUST BE STOPPED!!!
  • brap: Does this mean I can stop pretending I'm Canadian when I'm overseas?


    In Europe the best way for people to leave you alone is for you to not take a bath for a month and perfect your French accent. No one will even come close to you.
  • I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots. But I prefer our culture of ALL THE CULTURES over their stereotypical cultures of laid back cheese and wine, or super-efficient brats, blondes, and beer.

    I assume most the Americans who find American culture to be lacking are also basing that view on a stereotype. Now if you'll excuse me, my hoveround's seat has an appointment to be reupholstered with the stars and stripes and my second battery is finally charged for the 3 mile trip. Semper Fi.
  • "Are Americans Becoming More European?"

    [checks census]

    No, we're becoming more Mexican.
  • violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.



    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.
  • Amos Quito: "Are Americans Becoming More European?"

    [checks census]

    No, we're becoming more Mexican.


    ¿Tiene algun problema con eso?

    Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.


    Menudo and albóndigas soup are great. But you go on fighting your war against culture, Herr Göring.
  • Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.


    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.
  • violentsalvation: Amos Quito: "Are Americans Becoming More European?"

    [checks census]

    No, we're becoming more Mexican.

    ¿Tiene algun problema con eso?

    Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    Menudo and albóndigas soup are great. But you go on fighting your war against culture, Herr Göring.



    Get back to me when you're supporting the "one state solution" wherein Palestinians become the instant MAJORITY in Wasrael, Ben Gurion.
  • cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.



    Ooh, look, Ben Gurion has a twin!
  • Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.


    Ooh, look, Ben Gurion has a twin!


    Isn't there some sort of klan meeting for you to go to instead of shiatting this place up?
  • cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.


    Ooh, look, Ben Gurion has a twin!

    Isn't there some sort of klan meeting for you to go to instead of shiatting this place up?



    Look up the definition of "Hypocrite", cman


    /Helpful link provided
  • Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.


    Ooh, look, Ben Gurion has a twin!

    Isn't there some sort of klan meeting for you to go to instead of shiatting this place up?


    Look up the definition of "Hypocrite", cman. 


    /Helpful link provided


    Hypocrite? Care to elaborate on how I am one?
  • cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.


    Ooh, look, Ben Gurion has a twin!

    Isn't there some sort of klan meeting for you to go to instead of shiatting this place up?


    Look up the definition of "Hypocrite", cman. 


    /Helpful link provided

    Hypocrite? Care to elaborate on how I am one?



    Do you believe that Israel should absorb the Palestinians wholesale?

    Why or why not?
  • cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation: I love our melting pot of cultures. I know European countries are also letting people immigrate in and they are cooking up their own melting pots.


    Try the shiat soup.

    Sure, the flavor sucks, but it really sticks to your ribs.

    That is the dumbest thing I have ever read on Fark. I should know, I am the expert on this site when it comes to moranity.


    Ooh, look, Ben Gurion has a twin!

    Isn't there some sort of klan meeting for you to go to instead of shiatting this place up?


    Look up the definition of "Hypocrite", cman. 


    /Helpful link provided

    Hypocrite? Care to elaborate on how I am one?


    Dude, you're arguing with a one-note troll.
  • Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation:

    Do you believe that Israel should absorb the Palestinians wholesale?

    Why or why not?


    I am an American. I am not an Israeli nor a Palestinian.

    propasaurus: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: cman: Amos Quito: violentsalvation:

    Dude, you're arguing with a one-note troll.


    Its 2AM and I have nothing better to do
  • propasaurus: Dude, you're arguing with a one-note troll.


    I wish I knew which one you were talking about.
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