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Slaxl: Wow, a man who is now a Russian MP was actively engaged in treason, handing over information to foreign powers? That's going to have some repercussions, surely?
factoryconnection: False, Subby: Polonium-210 is an alpha emitter; alpha particles cannot penetrate much matter, maybe a few cell layers. Most of its radiation is absorbed by his cells, thus its great efficiency at killing him from head to toe. Thus there is little to no exposure to even his casket for the time being, and its 156-day half-life tells me that the activity remaining in his corpse is effectively zero.Dwight Schrute, out.
highendmighty: That reminds me of an old cssb -Link
Hot Carl To Go: While very informative, you are definitely a Debbie Downer this morning.
factoryconnection: Hot Carl To Go: While very informative, you are definitely a Debbie Downer this morning.Sorry, I read this thing about the aftermath of the Pearl Harbor attack this morning that has placed my Jimmies in a severely "rustled" status. I'm not kidding: it was just about the worst thing I've read in a while.
skantea: Slightly OT: Sometimes I wonder about the timing of Chavez' sudden onset of cancer. How hard would it be to slip something radioactive under someone's mattress or under their car seat?
Fark Rye For Many Whores: You're disappointing the shiat out of us here, you know what we want to see but you keep not delivering:
Fark Rye For Many Whores: highendmighty: That reminds me of an old cssb -LinkCool Soviet Story Bro?
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