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MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Here's my ding, are you lookingStick around, for my bookingWhat an interesting sightFor a teacher at nightDriving with his wiener in his hand ♫
kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."
Mark Ratner: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."A world in which jacking off at strangers in public indicates that you likely have sexual issues and poor impulse control and shouldn't be put in charge of children... maybe?
JerkStore: What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?I don't think this guy is a danger to kids, but he's certainly pretty stupid and for that reason alone I don't want him trying to teach my kids anything.
PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.
DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?