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  • "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

    If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
    Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.
  • Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them.

    and

    "Look, I am ecstatic. I am so happy, so happy," said Myra Jodrey, who has a son in Grade 6.

    "Our kids are our lives and we would do anything to keep them safe. And I'm so pleased that they have come to this decision."

    "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said.


    In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."
  • "An appeal board said Speight had good performance reviews.."
    I read that the women all ran away. How good could the performance have been?
  • ♫ Here's my ding, are you looking
    Stick around, for my booking
    What an interesting sight
    For a teacher at night
    Driving with his wiener in his hand ♫
  • After a Speight of improper conduct, why wouldn't this be welcome news?
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Here's my ding, are you looking
    Stick around, for my booking
    What an interesting sight
    For a teacher at night
    Driving with his wiener in his hand ♫


    Awesome.
  • What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?

    I don't think this guy is a danger to kids, but he's certainly pretty stupid and for that reason alone I don't want him trying to teach my kids anything.
  • kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."


    Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.
  • Come on down ladies

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    /Seems legit
  • I used to call random women over to my car while I masturbated, but I've stopped because I got tired of having to tell them I didn't have a magnifying glass that they could borrow.
  • JerkStore: What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?

    He does it out of Speight.
  • When I was little boy In Grammar school
    Always went by the very best rule
    But Evertime the bell would ring
    You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

    Just love the butthurt over the masturbation lost cause.
    In other news, there is still a War on Masterbation.
    Even less effective than yer Drug Wars.
  • Mark Ratner: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

    Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.


    Maybe you like to have intercourse with dogs. Who knows what kind of sick stuff you're into.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Here's my ding, are you looking
    Stick around, for my booking
    What an interesting sight
    For a teacher at night
    Driving with his wiener in his hand ♫


    +1
  • Mark Ratner: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

    Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.


    Since you don't know, why, why,,,

    /fear, it's what's for breakfast
  • kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."


    A world in which jacking off at strangers in public indicates that you likely have sexual issues and poor impulse control and shouldn't be put in charge of children... maybe?
  • If you can't masterbate without guilt, you certainly can't "love" someone else.

    If you can't be with the one you love
    Love yourself
  • Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?
  • Louisiana_Sitar_Club: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

    A world in which jacking off at strangers in public indicates that you likely have sexual issues and poor impulse control and shouldn't be put in charge of children... maybe?


    More important that the Nannys not be put in charge of children.
  • Oh, who cares?

    A little bit of public masturbation is nothing to write home about.
  • JerkStore: What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?

    I don't think this guy is a danger to kids, but he's certainly pretty stupid and for that reason alone I don't want him trying to teach my kids anything.


    I have no clue, but if you go to just about any porn site and look under either the 'flashing' or 'public' categories you'll find hundreds of videos for this type of thing, maybe they get the idea from that.

    I saw one where this woman pulls out her phone and takes a picture, the description of the video said something like "She's so impressed she snaps a pic", I was thinking impressed my ass, she's heading straight to the cops with that photo.
  • PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

    If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
    Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.


    Misfortune? WTF???
    FTA:Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them. 

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  • DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?


    In my profession, I have dealt with these perps.
    Gotta say, if you don't get it, you probably never will.
    That is not necessarily a bad thing.

    But, unreasonable fear, panic and inhuman retaliation are not real good coping skills. These are still people!
  • DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?


    I've read that the end game is to shock and frighten the women. It's not about pleasure, but rather about power over the women. Rape-lite, if you will.
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