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  • I've always said I would kill someone to get out of the office Christmas party, but my own son?!

    That's just a little to hardcore for me.
  • I hear the eggnog in lock up is wonderful during Christmas.
  • Remain in jail only during Christmas? Sounds like a good deal to me.
  • I wish I had known this was an option this last Thanksgiving.
  • The last two paragraphs are messed up:

    The death was deemed a homicide when an autopsy determined she had died as a result of multiple blunt-force trauma.

    Investigators also discovered that Meika had sustained a severe third-degree burn to her hand and palm and had some other undetermined injuries prior to her death.

    Police have not revealed how the girl was hurt.


    Uhh, I think the article just told us how it happened, so I guess the police really don't need to do that now.
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've always said I would kill someone to get out of the office Christmas party, but my own son?!

    That's just a little to hardcore for me.


    The article said it was a girl. In some cultures they're not worth as much.
  • That is really an amusing way to word an actual headline.

    Parents accused of killing six-year-old to. will remain behind bars over Christmas.

    There Mr Journalist, FTFY.
  • edgesrealm: The last two paragraphs are messed up:

    The death was deemed a homicide when an autopsy determined she had died as a result of multiple blunt-force trauma.

    Investigators also discovered that Meika had sustained a severe third-degree burn to her hand and palm and had some other undetermined injuries prior to her death.

    Police have not revealed how the girl was hurt.

    Uhh, I think the article just told us how it happened, so I guess the police really don't need to do that now.


    I think the author meant to say they hadn't determined the exact cause of the injuries. I'm guessing news articles rarely get proofread these days.
  • edgesrealm: The last two paragraphs are messed up:

    The death was deemed a homicide when an autopsy determined she had died as a result of multiple blunt-force trauma.

    Investigators also discovered that Meika had sustained a severe third-degree burn to her hand and palm and had some other undetermined injuries prior to her death.

    Police have not revealed how the girl was hurt.

    Uhh, I think the article just told us how it happened, so I guess the police really don't need to do that now.


    Multiple blunt force trauma is a pretty generic term. Was she dropped on her head? Beat with an object? Hit by a car?
  • farking assholes. I say let them out of jail, sow raw meat to their bodies, and drop them off in the everglades.
  • Let 'em rot in there. I don't think anyone would mind if they never got out. Farking a-hole people.
  • What a horrible story. I don't often have bloodthirsty revenge fantasies but those two deserve something creative. The needle is too good for them.
  • ashinmytomatoes: What a horrible story. I don't often have bloodthirsty revenge fantasies but those two deserve something creative. The needle is too good for them.



    I'm all for the death penalty. Especially in a case like this where it's so obvious who did it. Under normal circumstances I would suggest a hasty trial, then give the girl's parents a bat or gun (their choice), and shuffle the asshole out the back door.

    In this case, though, one of them IS the parent! So, find the girl's real father, or closest relative, and let THEM do he beating, stabbing, shooting, etc. The burn him, just to be sure.
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: I've always said I would kill someone to get out of the office Christmas party, but my own son?!

    That's just a little to hardcore for me.


    Amen.... although I have used him as an excuse to get out of the party "Oh he's sick, I really need to stay home with him."
  • I like to think I am as desensitized as the next Farker, but I just can't bring myself to find anything about this case, or this thread that is funny.

    Cue welcometofark.jpg if you like, I'm gonna go weep like Jesus.
  • I haven't even RTFA, so please understand that as I say the following:

    Subby, I lol'd!

    There. You're welcome.

    Now, off to read the incredible downer of a story.
  • I'm pretty sure these people are the real reason tire shredders were invented. Saddam's sons sure knew how to use them. Just lower them in VERY SLOWLY and stop the shredder every 3 or 4 inches just to hear them scream for a while then repeat. That would be sweet....
  • Anybody know if there's a plausible theory as to why they killed the kid?
  • ShannonKW: Anybody know if there's a plausible theory as to why they killed the kid?


    I am going with: one or more of the two adults are stone cold psychopaths. Any other theories? I am out of ideas.
  • I hope they rot in prison and then rot in Hell.
  • offmymeds: I hope they rot in prison and then rot in Hell.


    If the are in the general pop, they will not be rotting (at least here on Earth) for too long.
  • Ghengis_Socrates: ShannonKW: Anybody know if there's a plausible theory as to why they killed the kid?

    I am going with: one or more of the two adults are stone cold psychopaths. Any other theories? I am out of ideas.


    My guess is at least one of them either abused her for some sick pleasure or as a form of punishment. This time it went too far and she died.

    The way they took her to a hospital tells me they didn't intend for her to die. They also didn't seem to do anything to hide it so it doesn't appear to be planned.

    I think a fair punishment would be to give them both the claws that are used in cockfights and tell them they're free to go if they kill the other. Then when one of them is dead, you tell them congratulations, pull out a .45, then shoot them in the head
  • Sentry1407: I'm pretty sure these people are the real reason tire shredders were invented. Saddam's sons sure knew how to use them. Just lower them in VERY SLOWLY and stop the shredder every 3 or 4 inches just to hear them scream for a while then repeat. That would be sweet....


    I guess I'll ask you, since you are here. Do people who say these things realize that they are mentally as much as a psychopath as the person they are talking about, or do they honestly think that this is a sane line of thinking?
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