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Hector Remarkable: If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.
Kuroshin: If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.
Koggie: If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?
toraque: If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.
Cheesus: If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.
walkerhound: If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.
Counter_Intelligent: If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.
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