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  • Step 4: Several years in Juvie
  • What's with all these school shootings?

    Back in my day it was all about bomb threats.
  • Clearly you are mistaken, as Step 4 is:

    Party like it's 1999.

    ...what? Am I that old?
  • Obesity is the leading cause of absenteeism in the United States. Just sayin
  • jimmyego: Step 4: Several years in Juvie


    There you go.

    I went to a half day magnet program that shared a building with last stop on way to juvie alternative high school. Someone called in a bomb threat to get out of class.. the building administrator waited 3 hours til lunch *then* brought in search dogs. And sent a letter to parents after kids saw the dogs.

    My mom was somewhat displeased.
  • Gilligann: What's with all these school shootings?

    Back in my day it was all about bomb threats.


    Bombs are so 1980's.
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  • As of a couple days ago my town has been abuzz with rumors of a possible school shooting too (to befall Dec 21st. OMG it's the end of the world!!!). 4 students have been arrested thus far though
  • StreetlightInTheGhetto: jimmyego: Step 4: Several years in Juvie

    There you go.

    I went to a half day magnet program that shared a building with last stop on way to juvie alternative high school. Someone called in a bomb threat to get out of class.. the building administrator waited 3 hours til lunch *then* brought in search dogs. And sent a letter to parents after kids saw the dogs.

    My mom was somewhat displeased.


    Unless the caller sounded like Christian Slater I think the admin made the right choice.
  • I hate those internet social like sites. Anyone can
    go to them, make up fake ID's that hide their real indentity. They can say stuff that's not true. Make fun of and mock crap. Insult and demean others that say things. And all without any accountability for what they say.
  • DownDaRiver: I hate those internet social like sites. Anyone can
    go to them, make up fake ID's that hide their real indentity. They can say stuff that's not true. Make fun of and mock crap. Insult and demean others that say things. And all without any accountability for what they say.



    Farking Liar! YOu musT be a Mooslim!
  • Gilligann: What's with all these school shootings?

    Back in my day it was all about bomb threats.


    Dude, I live in Ohio and they seemed to always happen on the coldest damn day of the year.
  • Bomb threats always seemed silly to me. If you actually planted a bomb in a school and didn't want to hurt anyone, wouldn't you just set it off at night? Obviously, if you intended to hurt people you wouldn't tell any one about the bomb. Or, since students are often marched out of class to stand in previously unguarded fields and the like after a threat... just blow them up / mass shoot them there?

    And if there were actually a significant number of terrorists within the border of the US and they wanted to target air travel, why wouldn't they just blow up the security lines on a popular travel day(day after Thanksgiving)?
  • I remember when it was just:
    Step One - Skip school

    Or at absolute worst:
    Step One - Fake sick
    Step Two - Skip school

    /lawn... mine...
    //you... off...
  • Gyrfalcon: Gilligann: What's with all these school shootings?

    Back in my day it was all about bomb threats.

    Bombs are so 1980's.


    So true back in my day we had a string of those till they busted the kid. Same place as the article basically, I was just in the county school system at that time not the city one.
    / Otherwise, oh joy my town gets on the news :/
  • Another 30-something for bomb threats.
    /Off the lawn...it's mined.
  • GungFu: DownDaRiver: I hate those internet social like sites. Anyone can
    go to them, make up fake ID's that hide their real indentity. They can say stuff that's not true. Make fun of and mock crap. Insult and demean others that say things. And all without any accountability for what they say.


    Farking Liar! YOu musT be a Mooslim!


    Nah, he's a dog. I can tell.
  • This happened on the first anniversary of Columbine when I was a sophmore. Minus the Twitter part of course. Between the kids skipping, kids who's parents wouldn't let them come, and the kids who were legit concerned, about a third of the school showed up that day. They combined all our lunch periods and gave us all a free soda. By the time I got home, my dad had heard about it and said I shouldn't have gone.
  • DownDaRiver: I hate those internet social like sites. Anyone can
    go to them, make up fake ID's that hide their real indentity. They can say stuff that's not true. Make fun of and mock crap. Insult and demean others that say things. And all without any accountability for what they say.


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  • moothemagiccow: StreetlightInTheGhetto: jimmyego: Step 4: Several years in Juvie

    There you go.

    I went to a half day magnet program that shared a building with last stop on way to juvie alternative high school. Someone called in a bomb threat to get out of class.. the building administrator waited 3 hours til lunch *then* brought in search dogs. And sent a letter to parents after kids saw the dogs.

    My mom was somewhat displeased.

    Unless the caller sounded like Christian Slater I think the admin made the right choice.


    I bet he sounded like Jeremy Irons with a bad German accent.
  • Nightenstaff: I remember when it was just:
    Step One - Skip school

    Or at absolute worst:
    Step One - Fake sick
    Step Two - Skip school

    /lawn... mine...
    //you... off...


    Problem with that now is that most parents have both seen and lived Ferris Bueller's Day Off, so that doesn't work anymore.
  • DownDaRiver: I hate those internet social like sites. Anyone can
    go to them, make up fake ID's that hide their real indentity. They can say stuff that's not true. Make fun of and mock crap. Insult and demean others that say things. And all without any accountability for what they say.


    If you want to know what human nature is really like, look how it behaves when given anonymity and zero negative consequences.
  • Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Obesity is the leading cause of absenteeism in the United States. Just sayin


    it's stupidity, fathead.
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