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  • I hope one day someone slips a sausage in his bun and then whisper in his ear as the man makes sweet, sweet love to him, "you should have fought harder. Also, the fat on your ass is a pretty damn comfy cushion"
  • "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

    Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

    This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?
  • "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

    *Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!
  • Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

    *Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!



    And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.
  • Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.


    Hey, it's God's Will, alright?
  • What the hell is wrong with people?
  • Reminds me of one one of the funniest/going straight to hell for laughing at Onion headlines. 'Baby born with cancer turns out not to be much of a fighter.'
  • "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

    "That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

    The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."


    Execute him.
  • Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.
  • Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

    *Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!


    Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?
  • "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted"

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    Maybe it wasn't legitimate rape.
  • freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

    "That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

    The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

    Execute him.


    Rape him.
  • Mere mortals can hurt God's feelings.
  • freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

    "That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

    The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

    Execute him.


    No, throw him in jail, in the general prisoner community, for about 5 years. Then ask him for his opinion on rape.
  • Molavian: Rape him.


    Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?
  • ambassador_ahab: Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.

    Hey, it's God's Will, alright?


    I've heard He works in mysterious ways, so perhaps misguided buffoonery like this serves an important purpose,though I'll be damned if I know what that is.
  • Does enjoyment mean consent?
  • ambassador_ahab: Molavian: Rape him.

    Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?


    Many more to come...50 shades of rape perhaps?
  • So, can you get disbarred for not thinking crimes are real?
  • Just read this outloud to the coworkers in my area of the office. The guy sitting next to me actually got out of his chair, "What the fark?! Where did this happen?!?!" The women here are just shaking their heads and sighing. It's the guys who seemed to be outraged.

    But seriously... When is this dumb shiat going to stop? It's like these guys went to bed in 1952 and just woke up today to find the world changed. Seriously... I don't get how this kind of nonsense persists in modern America. Someone please explain?
  • ciberido: Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

    *Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!

    Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


    Wow. I'm not sure whether to chuckle or grimace after watching that.
  • I don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than the threat of facial disfigurement via a hot screwdriver.
  • Well I guess we should establish a metric to measure the "fightiness" of a victim. Perhaps someone should contact the The Office of Weights and Measures.
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