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DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.
DeathBySmiley: For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.
Leeds: That individual's name is "Chtonia."Is that pronounced "shiate on ya?"Cause I'm fairly sure that's what it's parents wanted us to call it.
cgraves67: I don't condone her crime, but seriously, no one should be allowed to use a hammer that early in the morning.
Hector Remarkable: I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.
Gonz: I read that headline multiple times, and could not figure out why someone was arrested for killing a rooster. I need more coffee.