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Fark ready headline: "Former Kirksville man killed during pork chop argument"

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gopher321

2012-12-14 11:26:48 AM

Exactly what I want on my tombstone: Killed Over a Porkchop

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The Third Man

2012-12-14 11:36:57 AM

How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!

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TheAnvil

2012-12-14 11:37:11 AM

Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

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Anastacya

2012-12-14 11:38:12 AM

I can understand that. A good pork chop with a nice strip of fat is godly. Anyone who ruins a pork chop should be summarily beaten with said pork chop.

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Loucifer

2012-12-14 11:38:15 AM

Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...

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No Time To Explain

2012-12-14 11:39:45 AM

I'm kinda stuck, on one hand, it's from Florida, on the other, it was about badly cooked piggy goodness

/hang the wrongdoer, teach others a lesson

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Publikwerks

2012-12-14 11:43:47 AM

TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!

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The All-Powerful Atheismo

2012-12-14 11:44:01 AM

KAAAAAHHNNNNSSSSVILLLLLEE!

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LarryDan43

2012-12-14 11:44:42 AM

Gotta have my chops.

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Publikwerks

2012-12-14 11:44:58 AM

Loucifer: Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...

my god, did that smell good!

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show me

2012-12-14 11:45:08 AM

Mushroom soup. I'll bet that's what the argument was about. farking mushroom farking soup.

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Archie Goodwin

2012-12-14 11:45:09 AM

Jack Burton wanted for questioning.

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RTOGUY

2012-12-14 11:46:09 AM

The Third Man: How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!

Pan cooking a pork chop instead of cooking it on the BBQ?! Looks like somebody is just asking to get shot.

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offmymeds

2012-12-14 11:47:52 AM

Fried w/gravy. mashed potatoes, string beans and cornbread.

Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong!

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Slowdog

2012-12-14 11:48:23 AM

Porkchops and apple sau- *BANG*

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Carn

2012-12-14 11:48:42 AM

How is this 2nd degree murder? He told the other roommates he was going to shoot him, then he shot him and killed him.

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WordsnCollision

2012-12-14 11:49:43 AM

That's not a pork chop argument, THIS is a pork chop argument:

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Pro Zack

2012-12-14 11:54:48 AM

Kirksville

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BKITU

2012-12-14 11:59:44 AM

Publikwerks: TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!

CFT,LS.

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uncleacid

2012-12-14 12:03:27 PM

Two head shots over pork chops? Prime Rib maybe.

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bluefoxicy

2012-12-14 12:08:10 PM