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  • That's because he sees EVERYTHING!
  • 80/15/5% rule

    80% of the folks that are at a beach nude, should NOT be.
    15% of the folks that SHOULD be, are not and
    5% of the ones that you want to see nude, are.

    /if you're reading this you're part of the 80% unless your initials are GD.
    //or a few other farkettes who shall remain nameless
    ///unless you want to out yourself
    ////In before EIP?
  • If he hates nude beaches, then how come "nude" is an anagram of "dune"?
  • So God hates nudity? Good to know.

    /don't care
    //naked most of the time anyway
  • Maybe God just hates nude beaches IN NEW JERSEY.
  • When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

    One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

    I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.
  • the_celt: So God hates nudity?


    It's a major plot point in the first part of the Bible.
  • He hates nude beaches in cold areas - so it's not nude beaches per se, but goosebumps and fat nude people.

    The florida nude beaches were unscathed.
  • Dubai Vol: When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

    One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

    I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.


    Yeah, Germans have no problem getting people to strip naked (NSFW)
  • Dubai Vol: When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

    One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

    I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.


    After ending my speech, i jumped off the table at the Hofbrauhaus and went to take a piss. I was taking a piss in the bathroom, leaning against the wall, in full view but I didn't care - I was on a roll - and this chick walks in to place toilet paper down. It did surprise me.

    Weird how when you arent prepared the culture you grew up with overrides what we consciously convince ourselves of.
  • Been to Gunnison a number of times. It's true: the hanky panky is at the far end of the beach, the other 85% of it is browned retirees and a handful of girls pretending European nonchalance. Plus the odd Fark-- I mean, pervert.

    /haven't been back since the chemo
  • dittybopper: Dubai Vol: When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

    One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

    I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.

    Yeah, Germans have no problem getting people to strip naked (NSFW)


    go fark yourself. You know who else I think is a total jävla fita? you.
  • uttertosh: dittybopper: Dubai Vol: When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

    One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

    I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.

    Yeah, Germans have no problem getting people to strip naked (NSFW)

    go fark yourself. You know who else I think is a total jävla fita? you.


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  • maybe god really loves Hoboken NJ style pizza?
  • oh, and it's americans that hates nudity, not GOD. "ERMAHGERD A NURPAL!!!"

    check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.ermahgerd.
  • No, he hates New Jersey nudists. Caribbean nudists still in play.

    I think all that orange spray tan and hair product is harmful to the environment.
  • dittybopper:
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    How about, no.jpg Trollfitajävel.
  • I used to frequent a website that was largely undercover pictures of nude female sunbathers.
    Dudes would sneak their cameras on to the beaches, and photograph the good looking ones without their knowledge.

    Almost ALL of the shots came from European beaches.
  • Flab: the_celt: So God hates nudity?

    It's a major plot point in the first part of the Bible.


    Well played
  • ChipNASA: 80/15/5% rule

    80% of the folks that are at a beach nude, should NOT be.
    15% of the folks that SHOULD be, are not and
    5% of the ones that you want to see nude, are.

    /if you're reading this you're part of the 80% unless your initials are GD.
    //or a few other farkettes who shall remain nameless
    ///unless you want to out yourself
    ////In before EIP?


    ===============

    Done. I've been to Sandy Hook once.............once was enough.

    /What was seen can not be unseen.
  • Dubai Vol: When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

    One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

    I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.


    Yep. While there are a few pretty nice nude beaches in the USA, my wife and I go to europe for 2 weeks every year to get our all over tans.

    Just a different attitude there. Nobody really gives a fark. They've seen it all before. 

    /On a related note, it's better to see fat european men naked than standing around in a speedo. They really should outlaw those things.
  • brimed03: Been to Gunnison a number of times. It's true: the hanky panky is at the far end of the beach, the other 85% of it is browned retirees and a handful of girls pretending European nonchalance. Plus the odd Fark-- I mean, pervert.

    /haven't been back since the chemo


    I don't know if I could do it. Two problems, I am very pale so the sun is my enemy, and even though I am tiny I have huge body issues. More power to the people that have the balls to do it. Do they keep creeps with cameras away?
  • dittybopper:
    Yeah, Germans have no problem getting people to strip naked (NSFW)


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    //hot
  • 5monkeys: brimed03: Been to Gunnison a number of times. It's true: the hanky panky is at the far end of the beach, the other 85% of it is browned retirees and a handful of girls pretending European nonchalance. Plus the odd Fark-- I mean, pervert.

    /haven't been back since the chemo

    I don't know if I could do it. Two problems, I am very pale so the sun is my enemy, and even though I am tiny I have huge body issues. More power to the people that have the balls to do it. Do they keep creeps with cameras away?


    There was a time when they did at most beaches, but with smartphones, that is impossible to enforce today.

    The best thing to do is to stay away from "clothing optional" beaches. Stick to the smaller beaches where it's not an option.
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