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  • I read the headline as 'gassy man' and was intrigued until I clicked the link.
  • Sorry, but I only take party tips from sassy fake-gay men.

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    Karen? Hello? Sassy gay man attempting to be sassy here!
  • At this year's office party, my very drunk director and I ended up in a discussion about how it would be funny to dress our balls up like reindeer and chase our wives around on Christmas Eve. I must fail.

    /serious contender for a promotion at this point
  • From a non-gay man

    !. Avoid them. The best way is the 'something came up at the last moment' excuse. "Yep. Ready to go. Oh wait. Something came up at the last moment. I'll catch up." Swipe candy from the office candy bowls while everyone is gone. They'll blame the cleaners.

    2. Arrive late. Like right when everything is slowing down. You'll be remembered as attending and you can have you pick of the really desperate, already drunk ladies.

    3. Never volunteer to arrange the Christmas Party. It will be your fault the Customer Service Rep lady got drunk and went off with that slimebag AS/400 programmer who sits in the computer room all day compiling jobs on DSP01 and slowing the system down.

    4. Offer to help clean up. Free booze and food to stock pile and a chance to hit on the hawt caterers.
  • The guy that wrote that article sounded pretty biatchy.
  • bugmn99: At this year's office party, my very drunk director and I ended up in a discussion about how it would be funny to dress our balls up like reindeer and chase our wives around on Christmas Eve.


    Um, Mrs. Henry has several large nutcrackers on guard to quell such behaviour.
    My balls hurt just thinking about these monsters.
  • Kind of a dud for gay dude.

    Last year I got blind drunk at our party, took a dump in the punch bowl, and bent Santa over the sink in the bathroom and had my way with him. And you know what? It was a memorable party. All because of me.
  • All this advice sounds really terrible for my office Christmas parties. Then again, I'm married, I'm not gay, and I don't live in NY so, that might be a determining factor.
  • A gay Christmas party sounds kinda fun.
  • oldfarthenry: bugmn99: At this year's office party, my very drunk director and I ended up in a discussion about how it would be funny to dress our balls up like reindeer and chase our wives around on Christmas Eve.

    Um, Mrs. Henry has several large nutcrackers on guard to quell such behaviour.
    My balls hurt just thinking about these monsters.


    Some people seem to take their sex toys very serious. Holiday themes? Jeez.
  • I thought gay fellas were supposed to be fun.

    /thanks a lot, Mr. biatchy Buzzkill.
    //and remember to fark the girl from graphics on the presidents desk.
    ///more memorable than a 3% raise.
  • I leave everything in your car. Go in, mingle, be seen and then just melt away. These are not your friends, at best they are your competitors.
  • ModernLuddite: A gay Christmas party sounds kinda fun.


    I used to belong to a local gay club. The Christmas parties were the best. Especially Secret Santa.
  • I have mine tonight to I'm getting a kick...

    Actually, I'm not. I hate night office parties. If you want to do something nice for us the employees, do it on your time, not ours. Host a nice lunch. Don't mess with our after-work time.

    /new job so I'm attending. Do it for the first year, skip it ever after.
  • Who's sassier? Homosexual men or fat black women? There can be only one.
  • This just seemed like a normal gay dude with some reasonable tips about how to keep your job and have a bit of fun at the Christmas party.

    I demand more SASSY!!!
  • I totally read that as Gassy gay.. i dont think we need his advice.
  • In my former field, the last two companies I worked for ended up cancelling the holiday parties because of "deplorable behavior" (I was not directly responsible, but didn't exactly help the situation, either.)

    Now? Bland turkey and terrible dressing sitting in chafing dishes for 3 hours, waiting for the minute one can run and grab some food, and go back to their desk to eat and work.
  • Had our company party last night at a local restaurant. Got pretty drunk and sang a Meat Loaf song karaoke. Power move. Went home and cried.
  • My office Christmas party is just my mother-in-law and I getting sauced on the couch.

    /good times
  • I'm sure you meant "girl friend" instead of "girlfriend". "Fag hag" would be succinct, but "fruit fly" would probably be a more appropriate in an article bemoaning breeder faux pas.
  • So, is this a new thing? Putting snarky asides in hashtag form, like "(#fashionfail)" as if you're on Twitter?

    All this does is make him look like some party recluse who just sits at the bar typing updates on everything he sees, softly cackling to himself and taking smug, yet sensible sips of his third Manhattan.

    One wonders if this guy can manage to have any fun that doesn't stem from ridiculing others.
  • once when i worked for a company, I had to organize the christmas party and give a large presentation. it was not fun. fortunately, I didn't prepare for the presentation at all, had someone else make the power point presentation, and just drank a bunch before it was my time. winged it, made jokes, said stuff, kept people entertained, didn't say anything that matters. i think it was a success.

    / i had already put in my notice, i was leaving to go to grad school. it's really liberating to work someone place for a long time while on notice that you're leaving.
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